Category: WHEN I SAY I WAS “LMAO”
drake likes tops (but before you take this title and run with it…)
ooh,
drakey poo…
have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.
Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.
this was his answer…
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if nore could take back this drink champs with kanye, he would
i saw this pop up on my spotify yesterday and i hit it with a:
“Mmm.”
you know the “mmm” black folks use when we are judging.
i feel like the old kanye was the new kanye,
but it was buried deep inside him waiting to torment us.
it seems his loose lips have started to sink his battleship tho.
over the weekend,
nore was HYPE to premiere kanye being on his show,
“drink champs“.
the alleged tweets from nore:
I own the internet for the whole weekend I’ll give it back soon #drinkchamps pic.twitter.com/VmZpuo3X73
— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022
I delivered pic.twitter.com/cDGi8HpG8t
— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022
I make em human not just Ye everyone who comes to @Drinkchamps becomes human!!! https://t.co/pv5t6Y4cWn
— N.O.R.E (@noreaga) October 16, 2022
kanye went up there and showed his entire black ass.
he talked about who drake smashed,
more anti-semitism,
and his theory about how george floyd was actually killed:
Kanye West says George Floyd passed away because of fentanyl and that the cop’s knee “wasn’t even on his neck like that” pic.twitter.com/sVKy3VK35O
— Kurrco (@Kurrco) October 16, 2022
it was all good when they were “tee-heeing” over the gossip.
nore is trying to backpedal because george floyd’s family is coming…
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the biggest conspiracy theorist of all has to pay for his words (alex jones)
i’ve heard interesting things from conspiracy theorists i know.
i was told if i got vaccinated,
i’ll die because the government wanted to kill us all.
“Who is paying these taxes if we all die?”
allegedly,
princess diana was killed cause she saw the royal family turn into lizards.
of course,
they have all sided with kanye.
i was told he was right that slavery was a choice.
when it came to the sandy hook elementary massacre in 2012,
i was told it never happened.
the wildest i was told?
“Kyle Rittenhouse is actually a paid actor.
He was one of the actors used in Sandy Hook.”
apparently,
they “discovered” his alleged picture was used as one of the victims.
for the record:
I never believed or thought of any of that to be true.
alex jones,
a conspiracy theorist who said similar about the sandy hook massacre,
lost his trial from being sued by the parents of the kids involved.
the amount of money that he has to pay tho…
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how dare herschel walker embarrass his son, christian walker, like this!?
in my head,
this is the image i have of christian walker.
^that face and yelling about contradictory nonsense.
my favorite is his stance on chic-fil-a.
i’m actually surprised he addressed the recent scandal with his father,
hershel walker.
( x see recent scandal here )
he decided to rant and drag about his father on his ig…
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ya’ll are mad at the monster we created called lamonte stennis?
why are ya’ll mad at lamonte stennis?
he still ain’t hurt your feelings hard enough yet?
he has the best bawdy and thighs in the game so ya’ll ignore his violence.
so i was sent this and i was like…
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zoe kravitz has learned what “kitchen table talk” is
this is a learning lesson on when to shut the f*ck up.
it’s a shame that zoe kravitz had to be the example in that lesson.
during slap-gate at the oscars,
zoe used this to caption her picture:
Zoë Kravitz calls out Will Smith in new Instagram posts and says she doesn’t support the way the actor chose to defend Jada Pinkett-Smith. pic.twitter.com/NPIJ8x1US8
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) March 29, 2022
…when some of the white folks in hollywood were doing it.
i love she used the incident to highlight her dress.
that wasn’t weird at all.
/s
she has since deleted the picture and regrets what she wrote…
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