you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.

( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )

it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:

cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…

i’m glad he cried.
if this is real.

from the time growing up,
brandy has always shown love to her brother,
ray j.
they were always inseparable but apparently these days,
she isn’t fuckin’ with him rn.

why would she?

brandy is a brand.
she has already been in her own scandals that took years to smooth over.
ray j has been doing the absolute most nowadays.
case in point:

sidebar: don’t even start me up with that poor baby.
the fact that ray j is a father and this is what he is participating with this baby is wild to me.

like,
what?
so when tasha k asked him about his relationship with his sister and mama…

Foxhole…

i’m so fuckin tired of bad news every fuckin’ Goddamn day.

like…

have you ever had to attend a meeting at work and felt like:

“i left scrolling the internet for new plates for this?
UGH!”

or…

when our bosses think we need to meet every week for 15 minutes to discuss some new tedious task they cooked up while doing their own tedious tasks.

or my fav…

booking random meetings just to put shit on their calendars because the colored blocks look pretty and make them feel busy.

i hate work meetings if you can’t tell.
people who schedule meetings to annoy are the bane of my existence.
i wonder if our military felt this way when pete hegseth called a meeting in DC for this…

from some people i met IRL,
to a few of the attentionistos ya’ll have told me about,
their calling cards was how they were hoes.
it wasn’t about talent,
or if they were good or insufferable people…

it always started with their sex lives and how easy they were/are.

…and as much as people want to champion for sex work,
there was still a shaming these folks got.
as easy as it was to sleep with them,
they still got branded with the scarlet “HOE”.
do you think there are some people you just shouldn’t fuck?
as easy as getting them in bed is:

are some people too “community” to fuck with?

i was looking at this latest alleged reveal with our latest resident baller-hoe,
stefon diggs via tasha k…

i had a dream the other night about khalid.
no,
it wasn’t that kind of dream.

it was a dream where we were talking about this new era of his.
i told him something along the lines that:

he should leaned into his sad boy era,
talking personally about the break up with that OF singing hooker.
more fall mid tempo/slow vibes of betrayal,
fake love,
and overcoming heartbreak.
then slowly start leaning into “britney/i’m a slave for you”.

tbh,
i don’t know why i had this dream but it was how i was feeling.
the OF singing hooker that ( x outed him ) allegedly tweeted something to khalid as well.
we don’t know if this was directed at him due his new video,
“out of body“:

but we can only guess because…