our current president may have said:

“oh ya’ll gonna say i’m not a king and protest me?
well then i’m gonna do shit out of spite ya’ll azzez.
welcome to the art of a deal bitches!”

i had a feeling that the following would happen.
it is not shocking because when people show you who they are; believe them.
apparently,
a diddy pardon is on the horizon according to tmz…

when i was a kid,
my mother bought me a doll.
i think my mother would have been okay with me being gay tbh.
it wasn’t barbie or a baby doll,
but it was def a doll the size of a ninja turtle.
i loved this doll and played with it along with my action figures.

the way i played with toys was usually superhero shit.
the female characters were either fighting or were “damsels to rescue”.
i would create worlds with my imagination,
often times taking boxes and making tanks or battleships.

well,
one day my doll up and disappeared.
anytime my grandmother wasn’t home,
i tore her house down looking for my doll.
at a young age,
i could sense fuck shit so i KNEW she had something to do with it.

when my mother died,
she admitted she tossed it in the trash.

when i tell people this story,
they were always empathetic.
i was also told from many people that incident created trauma too.
the things our parentals did to make sure “we weren’t gay“.
when i see parents like…

you ever known a couple and knew it would end in disaster?
yup,
that was me with ^that mess above.
even at a young age,
i knew a “he hit a lick” when i saw one.
so i’m reading all of these new details from kevin federaline,
britney spears ex-husband,
and wow.

( x article 1 )
( x article 2 )

it doesn’t help she is on IG acting bat shit crazy atm.

i’m tired of the #teambritney excuses about this.
in the same breath,
i am old enough to remember when we were SUS CITY on kevin.
we knew that he wasn’t shit but she was trying to put lipstick on a pig.
at this point of her story,
she was out of control and did not care what anyone thought hence:

cue The Foxhole legendary gif:

well she got her “well you should have listened” as they all do,
and he got fat AF eatin’ good off her money.
in another “hit a lick” scheme,
he is trying to expose her in a memoir.
Foxhole,
this is another “hard head; soft ass” lesson in…

i’m glad he cried.
if this is real.

from the time growing up,
brandy has always shown love to her brother,
ray j.
they were always inseparable but apparently these days,
she isn’t fuckin’ with him rn.

why would she?

brandy is a brand.
she has already been in her own scandals that took years to smooth over.
ray j has been doing the absolute most nowadays.
case in point:

sidebar: don’t even start me up with that poor baby.
the fact that ray j is a father and this is what he is participating with this baby is wild to me.

like,
what?
so when tasha k asked him about his relationship with his sister and mama…

Foxhole…

i’m so fuckin tired of bad news every fuckin’ Goddamn day.

like…

have you ever had to attend a meeting at work and felt like:

“i left scrolling the internet for new plates for this?
UGH!”

or…

when our bosses think we need to meet every week for 15 minutes to discuss some new tedious task they cooked up while doing their own tedious tasks.

or my fav…

booking random meetings just to put shit on their calendars because the colored blocks look pretty and make them feel busy.

i hate work meetings if you can’t tell.
people who schedule meetings to annoy are the bane of my existence.
i wonder if our military felt this way when pete hegseth called a meeting in DC for this…