Category: UGH
i ate fish and mad at myself for doing it

i did something yesterday that is still sitting with me.
for the life of me,
i don’t know WHY i did it but it happened…
his rival tried to out his gay sex tape and went right to prison

for all of us who watched “scandal”,
“house of cards”,
and “the 2024 election”,
we know how cutthroat politics can be.
with this following story,
i don’t know if i should be on the side of justice or “all heros don’t wear capes”.
above is gilles artigues,
a former deputy and roman catholic in france,
who was known for speaking out against gay marriage.
his rival and french mayor,
gaël perdriau,
wanted to show the french forests that he may not have approved of gay marriage but…
another person claiming they were “privately” getting dug out by stefon diggs

do i even need to font about what is even going on back there?
like,
do you see it?
i mean,
it’s hard to miss it.
nfl baller wolf,
stefon diggs,
is my new fav person to font about.
why?
well because:
he is a hot azz mess and there is always SOMETHING with him.
he is fine too so that helps too.
so allegedly,
a sex worker on twitter is hinting at riding the stefon penis.
the sex worker is…
wanted: charlie, cat (fish) burglar

for the life of me,
i can’t understand how ANYONE is getting caught up with cat (fish) burglars in 2025.
we have so many ways to verify anyone that we are fonting with.
i mean,
yes,
i’d queef if charlie randomly hit me…

…but even if charlie hit me from his IG account,
i’d still go through the steps to verify.
i’m def not getting on a plane,
traveling to a place i don’t know,
to sit in the lobby of unknown place either.
folks be playing russian roulette with their lives when it comes to getting dicked down.
when he reposted that someone was pretending to be him on his IG stories,
i was like huh…
was stefon diggs allegedly trying to get with the industry trans too?

i just don’t get the chemistry with these two tbh.
in my head,
cardi was on the rebound from offset and hooked with stefon.
they look very similar tbh.

okay not really,
BUT stefon is handsome and has hella charisma.i heard that penis is allegedly easy to get so why not take him for a spin.
well she ended up getting pregnant and you know she loves being bred,
so they decided to try their luck at having a kid together.
maybe his and her PR was on some “lets try to make a powerful couple out these two”.
this is all in my head btw.
i don’t know if this is true or not.
with all that is coming out about stefon,
i wonder if she feels a tad bit of breeded remorse?
nothing that has come out about stefon has been stellar.
in another “this muthafucka was out here“,
he was trying to put jeffree star on his trophy case…
is it love or is it pit hair?

what is up with some gay males and arm pits?
not even the biceps or pecs connecting to the bicep but the arm pits.
it is a “white gay” thing?
i could be wrong but i don’t see many black gays being obsessed with pits.
james charles…

…a name i haven’t heard in a while,
added ‘arm pit hair” to his wants and needs in his future wolf.
someone,and hoping they are legal,
leaked an alleged DM of his “boyfriend requirements” and well…




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