you smell that?
you don’t smell it?
take a good whiff.
  that’s it.
that is the smell of the return of “ratchet mondays” on vh-1.
clearly lhhny never gets it right.
my favorite of the series,
love and hiphop atl,
is back for season 3 and you gotta peep this ratchet mess of the trailer…
Continue reading “That Time of Year Again (Ratchet)” →

in a surprise twist that is usually life,
and having power behind you,
it seems like vh1’s cancelled “single ladies” will be making their return…
Continue reading “Looks Like They Won’t Be Single Unemployed Ladies Anymore” →

watching #rhoa tonight,
i really felt sorry for kenya moore.
of course people were laughing at her online,
but only certain kinds of people would understand.
if you didn’t see the episode,
then you shouldn’t go underneath the break…

Continue reading “All Dogs Go To Heaven” →

yes.
yes.
oh yes.
^that and vh-1’s “hit the floor” will be back next month on memorial day.
wassup with these “wait a year for my return” shows?
i gotta wait until next year for “girls”.
anyway vh-1 dropped a teaser trailer for the upcoming season 2…
Continue reading “#HitTheFloor” →

“i don’t want to do this!”
“i do want to do this!”
“i’m tired!”
“my head hurts!”
“i want a greek yogurt!”
omg is anyone else watching #lindsayonown?…
Continue reading “How To Be A Drama Queen and Get A Documentary” →

this is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?