yes.
yes.
oh yes.
^that and vh-1’s “hit the floor” will be back next month on memorial day.
wassup with these “wait a year for my return” shows?
i gotta wait until next year for “girls”.
anyway vh-1 dropped a teaser trailer for the upcoming season 2…
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“i don’t want to do this!”
“i do want to do this!”
“i’m tired!”
“my head hurts!”
“i want a greek yogurt!”
omg is anyone else watching #lindsayonown?…
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this is why i like kenya moore.
i guess i’m the only one,
but it’s whatever.
she’s entertaining.
i completely agree with her tho.
personally i’m not into fist fighting in the street like a commoner.
i’ll leave that for the ratchets.
now if you charge at me like a wild silverback gorilla,
i’m not above:

…and then tell the police i was in fear for my life.

lowkey: i was wondering about this fight today at work.
it seems very unlike the real housewives franchise.
why do i feel like moose leakes sent this story to the tabloid to start shit?

is it me,
or did i miss an episode of the game?…
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kenya vs porsha shootin’ the ones at the rhoa reunion???
an f-bi had to send me a fox signal of this alleged fuckery.
well shit it made us weekly…
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so i watched the shenanigans of #rhoa tonight.
miss lawrence went on this trip to mexico and had a lot to stay.
first he got mad at the help for addressing him as a “sir”.
well exxxxxxcuuussssedddd me.
clearly she missed the heels he was wearing.
this episode he said something that had me blown away.
so “he hadda said”…
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