well cologne actually.
mark my territory with my burberry touch all over his balls.
so britney spears has a new song called “perfume”.
written by sia and britney.
produced by will. i. am.
she needed to do better than the crap that was “work bitch”.
well she debuted the new song on her facebook:

x click here to listen

i kinda like it tho.
digging the violin (?) in the chorus.
the emotions the beat gives me as well.
i like ( x the lyrics ).
reminds me of fall,
looking out big pent house windows,
and sweaters for some reason.
her voice sounds strong and not auto tuned to death.
which is good.
routing for ya brit.
thoughts?

lowkey: shameless britney new perfume plug as well?

i’ve had this miley cyrus album sitting on my computer since i first got it.
i finally decided to give it a listen today while working on some stuff.
all.
over.
the.
place.
the ( x  first song ) started out good,
then it went right,
then left,
a couple more lefts,
and ended flat.
i did find myself nodding my head to ( x on my own ),
( x my darlin ),
and ( x rooting for my baby ).
all in all,
there weren’t a lot of “bangerz” to really speak of.
it sounded more like hip hop banged a rodeo.
just a ton of opportunist rappers,
britney spears random ass,
and a flood of country like mid tempos.
i give it a heavy “eh”.

so check this scene starring gabrielle union and dwyane wade!
it was gabz birthday the other day and she was celebrating at hyde lounge in the aa arena.
well d wade walks in with a box and i’m sure she shrieked inside.
what vixen wouldn’t when her wolf comes in the room with “the box”?
well read how it all went down…

Continue reading “Gabrielle Union Gets A Ring” →

some of us have dealt with vixens before.
some of us are still dealing with vixens now.
yeah i see you.
an f-bi sent me a online game called “date ariane”.
its virtual reality fun,
where you choose your own adventure as you click on the screen.
i took her on a date,
we went to some restaurant,
i took her to some store where i mistakenly saw her pussy,
went to the amusement park,
and then i took her home.
i got a 6 out of 10.
french kiss included.
said i can call her again.
score!
you think you could do better?…
Continue reading “Do You Think You Could Still Smash A Vixen?” →

ciara and future are allegedly engaged!
couldn’t be me.
that wolf already came with a village,
baby mama drama,
and an f-bi said she’s allegedly about to become another one.
am i the only one who would be stingy with my pussy if i was a vixen?
not every wolf could drop “open in 9 months” packages off up in there.
i like drop offs where i can see em:
my checking and savings account.
congrats tho!

lowkey: baby and drama free colin kaepernick tried to get at her on twitter.
her pussy is obviously on the fritz.

they lost it.
the “it” is gone.
so basketball wives is over.
yay.
can we talk about how terrible that season was?
even better,
wtf was that for a season finale?
bringing a stalker on the show for a round table discussion?
what????
i think this was my only favorite part…

Continue reading “They Flew The Coop of What Made Them Interesting” →