yeezus is about to marry his perfect bitch!
aren’t you excited?
*insert blatant sarcasm*
is it me,
or does she look less than thrilled in this photo?

low key: yeezus talmbout he doesn’t want a prenup.
i low key barfed.
i guess everything he spoke about on his first two albums was complete bullshit?

nicki minaj wasn’t going to let kim kardashian get all the wolfie admiration today.
btw: nice bewbs.
allllllllllllllllllll right so can we get a sexy half naked wolf now?
maybe a dick pic?
lets bring on the celebrity kielbasa for din din!

kim kardashian wants you to know she is back.
new weight loss and all.
she posted this unfiltered selfie on instagram for the wolves world to know…
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so katy perry’s album “prism” has leaked.
i was all over that “roar” joint,
but this joint “dark horse” featuring juicy j tho…

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so i love brandy.
she was actually one of the first singing chicks i got into.
her voice>>>
her harmonies>>>
her runs>>>
her everything>>>
hell she was the one of the reasons i tuned into the game.
if it wasn’t for her,
blue’s pectorals,
malik’s face,
and tasha mack’s mouth…
that would be a non factor in my show rotation.
well i saw this video today and it got me…

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i like k michelle.
i’ve been ridin’ with her heavy since her debut on vh1.
well i saw this story on bossip and may have to question how much i actually like her.
the briefing of the bullshit was k was at ricardos in harlemthe other night.
when a fan ( @ilovejonise ) asked for a picture,
k rudely said “no” and made her pick her face up off the floor.
jonise decided to address her on instagram.
this is what she said along with k’s mart army:

i don’t think the fan was being nasty,
but this was the outcome…

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