Look at this picture:

What do you think now that you know the REAL deal?
Does it disappoint you?
Or, do you roll your eyes and laugh?
I am moreso looking at her face.
Her smile seems forced and her eyes scream, “EXIT!”.

That picture got me thinking about contradictions.
Why do people contradict themselves when they know their day will come?

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-YEAH RIGHT!

But, ONE NIGHT STANDS.

It is something that is rampant in our lifestyle.
I mean there is the whole “man” thing.
As men, we just want to FUCK.
This is why online sites and gyms were made for.

Work.
Going to the club.
Going to a sex party.
Hell, your next door neighbor.

We meet em,
we beat em,
then back to seeking em.

This lifestyle is a sex dominated industry.
Yes, industry because it seems that is what it has become.
I think we need to just go ahead and make business cards.
And that is cool, because sex is fun and it feels good.
Especially when you have this fucking you soooooo stupid:

But what happens when you are tired of sex and looking for more?

Can you literally be all FUCKED out?

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Have you ever told a Straight Wolf about you?

Not any Straight Wolf, but the one you real cool with.
He is pretty much your best friend (do people still have those these days?)
He will call you when he was Vixen, or any problem for that matter.
He has no issue taking off his shirt or walking around in his drawz.
But, he will also, for some odd reason, act like you are his man… low-key.
And then when you think the coast is clear for you to be bold,
he says:

“YO CUT THAT GAY SHIT OUT…”

but will then do some other suspect shit on a later date.

…HUH?

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We as humans are naturally prone to defend ourselves.

When we get into an argument,
our shields are up,
sword in place,
gun is in the holster,
and we are ready for combat.

First swing: What they have done to us!

Second swing: Why we think they did it to us!

Third swing: How what they did made us feel!

Last swing: Where we will be when THEY are ready to apologize!

You should be always ready to defend yourself.
As a Fox, you do not take ANY shit.
But sometimes when a Wolf you are interested in makes a mistake,
one of which does not cater to our egos,
or we over-analyze something to pieces,
we feed him to the past Wolves.

Thus turning him off and sending us to The Island of the Lonely Foxes.
And unless we are all the new carpet munchers for 2012,
I need a STRONG WOLF in my life.

Are we simply just going from Foxes… to bitches?

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Lost love.

Have you ever lost someone you thought was the one for you?
Maybe they could have been the one?
Did they cheat on you?
Did you cheat on them?
Were you moody?
Did you use them?
Did you do something that turned them off?

Do you regret it?

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I know you have met this Wolf before.

I know I have.
And he is A N N O Y I N G.
Fine as hell but A N N O Y I N G.
I usually get along great with everyone,
but there is that one straight Wolf who gets shy around me.
He usually tries to stay clear of me like I am covered in pulsating sores!
I usually take offense, as I feel everyone should like me because I’m fucking amazing.
But, with him it is different and quite frankly, it pisses me off.
So, I end up going after him like he wanted in the first place…

Is this all a plot to have YOU chase HIM?

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