Tweaked-Out, Fucked-Out Bitter Stunt Queen

i couldn’t sleep last night.
tossed and turned.
i let this “kerry rhodes/the roasted peanut” get to me.
filled with anger and sadness,
every time i closed my eyes,
i was awakened with a nightmare.
today i’m exhausted.
in life,
we meet people who try to befriend us,
or even love us.
what happens when it turns out to be all a lie?
they use those moments,
the ones we thought we shared of happiness and good times,
to fan the flames of a scandal?
laying in bed,
lights on at 3am,
i couldn’t help but wonder…

Was it all a lie?

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Remember The Baller Wolf With The Big Meat?

remember him:

how can we forget.
well he was in this scandal:

Chicago Bears Baller Wolf Has Some Big Leakage From An “Hit N Quit” Vixen

…i’m still looking at that hoe sideways.
either way,
i couldn’t find joey’s twitter or instagram.
hoodsworld,
my love,
tracked him down…

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The State Where All The Sugar Daddies Roam Free

we all like sugar daddies,
don’t we?
currently i’m looking for the best tasting one.
seriously tho,
they just had a poll on the best state to find a sugar daddy.
you will will never believe where…

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The Curious Case Of The Incredible Vanishing Negro

ding ding ding.
oh looksie looksie,
it’s a new text.
i wonder from who?
momma asking you to pick up collard greens for dinner?
sibling asking did you dvr over their witches of waverly?
nope.
it’s some number you don’t know.
judging from the “wassup”,
they know you.
who they tho?
so you pretend to remember who it is.
(i hit random numbers with a smooth “who the hell is this?”)
after a few conversations,
it’s “him”.
that “guy”.
that guy you met damn near 6 months ago.
you took his number out your phone because he vanished.
he never followed through to say “you weren’t what i was looking for”.
now he is back?
say what?
don’t you hate that shit?…

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The Fine Ass Muthafucka With That Damn Baby and Those Two Hoes

on its first official day of spring,
or the first “damn it’s hot” day,
i decided to get dressed and head out.
let me ask you something, my reader.
you ever got it just right?
your mood is right
you look good.
your outfit looks and fits perfectly.
kicks go perfectly.
well that was me a couple of hours ago…

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Does Best Buy Have A “Best Laid” Protection Plan?

remember this entry:

Who Woulda Thunk Home Depot Had All Kind of Woods, Drills, and Pipes?

i quickly mentioned how:

… has some fine ass wolves,
hybrids,
and foxes usually working there?
well one of my f-bi who commented in that entry wanted to prove my point…