i am the best thing to come into anyone’s life.
call it cocky.
i call it truth.
i can honestly say that i’m in such a better place in my life.
i have become content and more confident with who i am.
2013 taught me about starting over the right way.
so i thought i would start fresh on a chat site to meet a wolf.
its not that i don’t meet dudes on them.
i do.
it’s just i meet a lot of jackals and hyenas with see through game…

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“jamari sit up straight.”
“don’t slouch.”
“stop biting your nails.”
“i wish you could be more like the ______.”
“why aren’t you playing sports?”
“this silly writing this is just a hobby.”
“what website was that?”
“who are you talking too?”
“please don’t embarrass us.”
“god jamari how could you be so stupid?”…

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so have you been feeling like no one listens to you?
have people been making traction marks on your back?
what about being being stabbed in the back recently?
does everyone depend on you for shit?
but wait tho…
as soon as you need help,
or you need someone to talk to,
is no one is there to return the favor?
the same people you were once there for are now gone.
don’t you hate the ones who are quick to turn the tables on you?
play the victim like you did something wrong.
yeah.
you’re that guy and so was i,
but guess what?
i got the solution to cut all that shit.
starting now.
it should get you the respect you deserve.
may even get some new dick in the process.
what is it?…
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that entry title is my attitude for 2014.
now i know you’re thinking:
“um negative much?”
…but im taking a more realistic standpoint.
you should as well…
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would you like the power to attract every man you are attracted to?
something like that ^wolf above.
i mean every single one that you have lusted after.
no chat sites.
no extra work.
anytime they lay their eyes on you,
or you on them,
they instantly want whatever you are having.
that would make you feel like a king, huh?
literally having all kinds of men wrapped around your finger.
well you can have all that if you start practicing voodoo.
yup.
cast an attraction spell on yourself and BOOM: insta-penis.
i mean,
isn’t that the premise of most disney movies?
cinderella wouldn’t have met her prince if it wasn’t for a fairy godmother.
she’d probably still be scrubbing toilets and shopping at conway.
what about pinocchio?
snow white?
and even sleeping beauty?
those movies taught us the magic of casting spells to get a man/better life.
so i started to wonder…

Does casting spells really work?

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i had some basic jackal thinking today…

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