Category: THE “DUMB JOCK” FILES
i’ll need trevor bates to download uber, like, ASAP

i love nfl baller wolves,
especially if they look like ^that.
sadly,
they can be prone to crazy ass behavior if you aren’t careful.
so ^that’s trevor bates.
he plays for the lions.
well he allegedly didn’t want to pay for his cab ride to queens.
a foxholer wants to share what happened via “the daily mail”…
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my owner lets me take yearly vacations and approves my sick days, he does

this is one of those “dumb” moments we all have.
the one where after we say something,
we catch ourselves with a heavy “wait a minute…“.
so nba baller wolf,
king james,
said on his hbo show,
“the shop”:
“In the NFL they got a bunch of old white men owning teams and they got that slave mentality,” James said. “And it’s like, ‘This is my team. You do what the f— I tell y’all to do. Or we get rid of y’all.’ ”
…which is a solid opinion.
the combine is like a modern day slave auction.
well nfl baller wolf for the chargers,
antonio gates,
disagrees with what king james had to say.
he gon’ say on “tmz sports”…
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kareem hunt is going down, but he’s taking full responsibility tho

i don’t get other humans.
you’d think that after years of hardship,
once you “make it” to the next level,
you’d be on your best behavior.
you wouldn’t be disappointing all those who supported you.
i’d imagine it was like that for nfl baller jackal of the kansas city cheifs,
kareem hunt.
as you know,
or didn’t,
he allegedly assaulted a vixen in the hallway.
this is the video…
…and here is his apology pr interview with “espn”…
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aaron hernandez was a smooth criminal for the (alleged) booty

i don’t know if they’re dragging or romanticizing nfl baller hyena,
aaron hernandez.
that being fonted…
How much alleged boyfriends did he have?
i swear i’ve written about like 3 so far.
whose next?
well this one:

…who goes by ryan mcdonnell,
seemed closer to aaron than the others.
he allegedly had aaron singing for him during prison visits.
“awww”?
it allegedly happened while his fiance was waiting in the lobby.
“umm”?
“the daily mail” had the story and well…
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masin elije continues to allegedly out dwight howard with spoken word

so masin elije has more to say.
this time,
it was in audio form instead of a tweet dissertation.
he took to his ig live to address the entire alleged situation with dwight howard.
he spoke about why he recorded dwight and his real sexuality.
a foxholer sent me the video on what he had to say…
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dwight howard was “wild n out” and allegedly got outed in the process?

i’m starting to believe,
or i already did,
that more males are “bisexual” than we care to admit.
sometimes,
it’s not even “100% gay”.
it’s “lowkey: both”.
that’s perfectly fine and i’m not one to judge.
so after awakening from a long ass night of ps4,
the foxhole hit me from all angles.
the talk was the alleged outing of nba baller wolf,
dwight howard,
and his alleged ex,
mason elije.
it started with the following tweet…
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