grand opening; grand closing.
i didn’t think it would happen in 2 weeks tho.
antonio brown…
my first response when i saw this story was:

“Eek.”

i thought he found a new team,
would work his ass off to get a ring,
and be the “you thought?” story of next year.
nah.
The Universe seemed to have other plans.
he actually went and did some fuck shit via “espn“…

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as much as we see these fine males on social media,
we often forget one thing…

Males can be fuckin’ gross

don’t let the pecs,
  abs,
and perfect selfies fool you.
once weget comfortable around someone,
sometimes not,
we can cut tf up.
nfl baller wolf and professional drama king,
antonio brown,
was visiting his team doctor and did this for his ig stories…

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everyone wanted to fuck ex-nfl baller wolf,
larry johnson,
back in the day.
he was a hot off the grill in his glory days.
a few years ago,
a vixen i use to work with was dating him.
she moved all the way to miami to be with him.
he was a dj or something.
i wanted to ask her:

“Uh,
have you Google-d his life resume or…”

i’ve heard he is allegedly pretty unstable.
last i heard,
they broke up and she moved tf back up here.
i guess because of ryan russell coming out today,
larry was deep in the conspiracy theories on twitter.
this is what he had to tweet…

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i remember how obsessed i was with nfl baller wolf,
adrian peterson.
the lips,
biceps,
and pecs use to have my head spinning.
even tho my ex home vixen’s alleged pipe report was disappointing,
he was still a fantasy in my head.
for the life of me,
i just don’t get how baller wolves are still becoming broke.
in 2019,
even though he’s still playing ball,
adrian peterson is broke.
this is what “usa today” had to report…

Continue reading “if adrian peterson started an “onlyfans” for extra income, i’d sign up” →

ive been following nfl baller wolf for the giants,
kamrin moore,
since he played for boston college on snapchat.
i think at one point,
they got his nudes on tumblr.
the alleged pipe,
his lips,
and just his overall swagg were appealing.
well kamrin may have put a dent in his nfl career.
he allegedly couldn’t keep his paws to himself…
Continue reading “side hoes: don’t roll up to kamrin moore crib without calling first” →

how would you feel if your boyfriend/husband,
cheated on you with a vixen on some truly random shit,
and ended up getting her pregnant?
i’m sure that’s what lala anthony had to ponder a couple years ago.
as you know,
or didn’t,
carmelo anthony cheated and planted a seed in someone else.
after a long separation,
and him begging all over social media,
lala decided to give him another chance.
well folks are mad about something lala is doing.
this is the tweet that went viral…
Continue reading “so i should accept his ho’s child he created while cheating on me?” →