if you’re gonna do the route of being an attentionisto,
i beg of you:

Be the humble one

nothing worst than having nothing to offer than your bawdy,
but being a total dick once you get a little fame.
even if you have talent,
being cool and kind will get you mad far in these forests.
it’s not attractive to be an asshole with a big (or small) dick.
i remember when this attentionisto was stripping and fuckin’ hoes online.
of course,
he had alleged rumors of being homophobic.
now he’s sitting on a lawn chair,
peeing on himself,
and sucking his own pipe…

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what has milan christopher been up to these days?
i thought it was acting,
or sex toys,
but he allegedly thinks he is too “good” for certain things.
 sampson mccormick,
who is pictured on the left in that edit above,
had some choice font for milan’s antics.
this is what he posted on his twitter…

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some folks don’t have much pride.
they’ll do all kinds of dumb shit,
but when they hurt someone else,
they want to do the most outrageous for forgiveness.
that should always be your first clue to run tf away.
that is the story of gambimi,
a british-congolese attentionisto who fucked up with his ex-vixen.
he posted this on ig:

and then this video.
foxhole,
i’m warning you now.
there is some serious cringe below the break…

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so nicki minaj is on a roll again.
i could understand if it made any type of sense,
but none whatsoever.
so allegedly,
she threw shots at cardi during her time on “the joe budden podcast“.
this is what one of her stans posted…

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i don’t think we’re dumb when it comes to miley cyrus.
i know i’m not.
whenever she starts acting “ethnic”,
her and liam are on the rocks.
when she posted herself working out to megan the stallion,
i was waiting on it.
when she posted these videos of her dropping it wide to “rock the boat” from aaliyah:

i knew it was done.
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i keep saying and fonting it.
as hard as it is:

You don’t fall for the “Jeremy Meeks”.
You fuck them.

folks tend to fumble the bag with these types.
vixens will meet a “jeremy meeks”,
get fucked into the next oblivion,
and become an angry baby mama about a year later.
if gays could get pregnant,
it would probably be absolute terror.
so as you know chloe green,
heiress to “top shop“,
was engaged to jeremy meeks.
these days,
maybe not…

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