body dysmorphic disorder.
it’s when you see every little flaw and think that’s what people see.
it’s why the attentionistos work out so hard and still think they’re fat.
social media doesn’t help because we are bombarded with “perfect” images all day.
everyone glows,
takes the best selfie,
and is living this luxurious life.
so we try to tweak,
filter,
and face tune so we can join the ranks of “ig baddie”.
i’ve learned that 95% of people on social media suffer from body dysmorphic disorder.
khloe kardashian strikes me a perfect example.
foxhole,
who is this?…
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i appreciate previews.
they allow me to know what i’m getting into.
some of these onlyfans need previews tbh.
steven johnson,
aka steveoback,
just launched an onlyfans that everyone was excited about.

an ig user by the name of @juandomiingguezz signed up for steven’s onlyfans.
he was thoroughly disappointed and hit us up with a preview.
well…
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lana del rey was a visual orgasm when she first came out.
well,
the second time with “born to die“.
her visuals for that album era was everything.
the performances was left to be desired,
but she gave me life the way her music made me feel.
these days,
her music has gone left since her debut.
i’m not as hyped about her as i use to be.
when i saw that lana is trending today,
i thought it might have been a new single.
nope,
it was this ig post…
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note to self: never scam the foxhole.
that’s no-brainer.
i find folks that have platforms these days,
who are tired of moving “slow”,
tend to want to shake shit up.
the kardashians are masters at manipulating the media to their advantage.
it seems like the foxhole may have been right about mj harris.
i saw this come down my timeline this morning…

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so let’s spin this in a positive way,
shall we?
i’m all about an oprah master class moment.
so i wrote a past entry about mj harris and corey slauson.
as you know,
or didn’t,
but they were going through relationship woes due to corey’s need for relationship freedom
corey wanted to fuck as many as possible; mj wanted something more exclusive.
( x see that entry here )
mj and corey have since broken up and mj filmed corey moving out.
this is a clip i saw on twitter…
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imagine people putting you under the microscope for your philandering husband.
everyone thinks you are stupid for not leaving him.
imagine everything thinking you faked your first pregnancy.
they have videos in slow motion of your belly in a sun dress.
imagine having people cheering you on,
but secretly hoping that you will fall off your throne to be replaced by lessers.

you couldn’t handle half the slander beyonce gets.

imagine being abused and everyone saying you provoked your ex into doing it.
imagine watching everyone choose and support you ex,
while everyone is slandering you for just being there.
imagine gaining a little weight and that being the subject of conversation.

you couldn’t handle half the slander rihanna gets.

imagine being a celebrity and you aren’t making hits anymore.
your movies are tanking or your songs don’t chart.
everywhere you turn,
someone is becoming more successful than you.
people you thought were in your corner and suckin’ the life out of the next big thing.
suddenly,
everything you do brings you bad press.
do you cuss everyone out,
hide under the bed,
or strategize your next game plan?

you couldn’t handle half the slander of being the star.

oh no,
but you’re getting upset because gays are in your comments on ig.
the same gays who are supporting your basic ass.
listen pineapple…

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