i’ve heard many rumors over the years about ellen.

Ellen is a demon!!!

allegedly.
i’ve heard of people who worked under her,
or at that job,
that left with no good stories to share.
a boss who isn’t toxic won’t have their work environment like that.
it made me disappointed in ellen.
she is “dory” in “finding nemo” dammit!
i mean hell…
she came out and still made a way despite the obstacles in her path.
well this news hit and it’s about to be a wash via “variety“…

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“I’m not gay/bi.”

that’s it.
it doesn’t need the rah rah.
it’s a simple sentence in your most respectful straight.
you can always tell who is bothered by how they react to being hit on by the same sex.
i mean if males trying to get at you too,
that should let you know you sexy sexy.
it’s usually not the “big bubba/jail rape” situation that is played out in nightmares.
so i saw a tweet that screamed “bothered“.
someone asked ig user @jxdahparker if he was bi on his ig stories.
he responded with this…

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you can tell a person’s mind by the shit they say.
draya is way too beautiful to be this stupid.
well actually,
sometimes that goes hand in hand.
she was recently on a podcast where she talked about megan thee stallion’s situation.
as you know,
she was in a scandal with tory lanez and she ended up getting shot in the foot.
draya said this about it….

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*the following is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’ve been wanting to see that jamaican beef patty in action for a minute.
not safaree regular jackin off content,
but i want to see if he is full jamaican in bed.
i heard the pipes be havin’ voodoo in them and i’m curious.
well erica mena,
his wife,
posted this:

for 50 dollars,
i was expecting a full “daggering the pums to death” special on her onlyfans.
this is what was allegedly shown instead…

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i thought kanye was running for president in 2024.
i didn’t think he was trying to be on the ballot for this term.
either way,
i wonder if chance the rapper regrets tweeting this:

because at a recent kanye rally in south carolina,
he gon’ say about harriet tubman…
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ignorance.
those numbers represent ignorance to me.
in a pandemic of epic proportions,
that hasn’t gone away no matter what 45 tells us,
people are still being reckless with their (and others) health.
even if you have no symptoms,
others in your family might not escape the wrath of the rona.
a foxholer sent me a story about someone’s son who infected his whole family.
why?
well via “the daily mail“…
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