why do i feel ^those are the official “fuck boi” footwear?
anytime i see a male mentioned in those kicks,
it’s always associated with shenanigans.
i’m all for folks into and invested in their sex work.
no one should be shamed for it,
but we will shame you for goofy behavior.
a foxholer sent me an alleged picture from zaddy2x2 onlyfans.
ya’ll love his feets and he loves slides.
he wants ya’ll to buy him these…

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everyone has this fantasy of what Jesus looked like.
i’m hoping by his description that he turns out to be black.
talk about how upset some people will be if that is true.
 maga-ministering jackal,
by the name of jeff jensen,
claims Jesus was a ‘tough guy“.
ya know,
a real “man’s man“!
he claims ya’ll are making Jesus way too fem and gay…
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*the following story is all alleged.

foxhole…
do you know what i would be doing if i nabbed one of my fantasy wolves?
i’d be looking up kama sutra positions,
working on my gag reflex,
buying a shit ton of fleet,
and making sure i was good on my smell goods and cocoa butter lotions.
when i get the male i’ve had fantasies about:

My goal is to turn him completely out

it’s def not running to social media for clout.
well user,
@thenoahbodies,
allegedly caught a big wolf in this social media forest.
this is what on his ig stories…

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kirk franklin has been the talk of the forests since “bitch ass pineapple-gate” with his son.
it would be no surprise that social media has been sharing opinions about his alleged canceled.
on clubhouse,
an app used to express ourselves vocally on virtual panels has been lit up with rooms about kirk.

the pretty vixen invited me to attend a discussion yesterday.
the room was called “kirk franklin and black parenting“.

as i was listening,
amongst some great points,
one thing struck a chord with me…

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i’ve had the pleasure of meeting kirk franklin at my last job and i’m gonna font it:

He was one of the most pleasant and down-to-earth celebrities I ever met!

he took pictures with everyone,
spoke to us as he knew us for years,
and was a massive light within that office.
one of my ex-co-workers,
who was a huge stan,
wasn’t in the office and he recorded a personal and funny message just for her.
i was sold after that.

You know I don’t “do” rude people or celebs.

he made me feel so comfortable to talk to him and we spoke for such a long time.
i told him how much his “hello fear” album brought me through some tough times.
for the first time i think in his long-standing career,
he is in a scandal that everyone is talking about.
his son,
kerrion,
outed a phone conversation that had kirk taking off his full “christian”…

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they always come back.
whether they ghosted,
broke your heart,
destroyed the friendship,
thought you were gonna be a nobody,
or completely cooned out,
they always find a way back.
“the assholes” fail to realize life has a way of humbling you.
the grass is truly never greater on the other side.
it might look great over the fence to the assholes,
but it legit be astroturf once they get over there.
stacey dash thought she was doing herself a favor selling out to the republican party.
remember her antics when she was full maga?

We are moving in, Mr. Trump… If you need anyone to take out the squatters, got your back, Bronx style. #Trump2016 pic.twitter.com/5U7CoSn4J9

— Stacey DASH (@staceydash) July 7, 2016

guess what?…

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