Category: I’M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE A DOOFUS
so pastors be mentally abusing ya’ll for movado watches now?

i like an all black-faced watch.
i love black matte cars so i might be tad biased.
it really sets off the flex,
doesn’t it?
^this movado watch on their site costs $395.
a movado watch at sam’s club is a tad under $300 dollars.
a pastor in kansas city,
with a black belt in verbal uppercuts,
decided to mentally abuse his members for a movada watch…
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so who is throwing jocelyn savage a baby shower for r. kelly?!

i’m trying to give this sad she-jackal and fiance of r. kelly,
jocelyn savage,
some kind of grace but she makes it hard.
BOY,
DOES SHE MAKE IT HARD.
she was young when she got wrapped up but i’m sorry…
This young idiot gal needs to get her shit together.
she is committed to being a parakeet and its so sad to witness.
any other vixen would run once her hyena was accused of the heinous.
nope because she is allegedly pregnant…
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donald trump is the (alleged) spy who continues to shag america?

i’ve been hearing people missing trump as president.
people who didn’t support him before suddenly miss him.
they think things would be better than how they are with biden.
even though i think biden isn’t great,
i guess i’m the only one who remembers the dark days of trump’s reign.
i find these new switch-ups interesting because i have to wonder…
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so we have the monkeypox, rona, and another beast coming to destroy us?

if you know you have monkeypox,
and you know you are supposed to be isolated…
WTF ARE YOU IN THE TRAIN EXPOSING THIS TO PEOPLE?
i saw this shit earlier today and felt the urge to fight:
Folks, I have monkeypox ????????
I’ve spent the past week deliberating talking about the experience to educate and also help break the stigma which surrounds these things.
A little over 2 weeks ago I went to a fetish party, as I’d not been out for a while. 1/8
— David (@yourdiscodad) July 30, 2022
i don’t get it.
so we are dodging monkeypox while the rona is still a thing too.
i have been going back and forth on if i should get my rona booster.
i’ve asked people i know and foxholers their thoughts.
it is legit split down the middle.
i decided i was gonna hold out until i saw drake posted this…
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Protected: the rise of the straight bimbos who love gay baiting into ya’ll wallets
if i get caught, you gonna let one little f*ck mess this all up, baby?

“He might be doing you
But he’s thinking about me
So baby, think about another lover
And go find another brother…”
“I know that you’re somebody else’s guy
But these feelings that I have for you I can’t deny
She doesn’t treat you the way you want her to
So come on, stop running
I wanna get with you…”
“Do you ever wonder when he
Don’t come home, who he goes to see?
And why in the middle of the night
He leaves you alone…”
“I like being in the same room as you and your girlfriend.
The fact that she don’t know,
That really turns me on.
She’ll never guess in a million years,
That we’ve got this thing going on…”
i mean the total’s second album was on some hoe shit.
as a millennial,
a majority of 90s r&b was being a proud side hoe.
it was very blatant as you can see from the lyrics above.
r&b males were proudly singing about snatching someone’s vixen too.
i won’t even get into “male/vixen stealing” in hip hop.
i got into the r&b group,
dvsn,
real heavy during the panny.
“sept 5th” probably has scratches on the streaming file tbh.
i expect them to come with the heat but their new song,
“if i get caught“…
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