Category: I’M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU’RE A DOOFUS
trump wants to make america pray again

trump never ceases to amaze me.
he is like an abusive parent.
he’ll cuss you tf out and then want to pray for you after.
i guess the rona has really got him shaking in his spray tan because…
the battle to wipe your ass in case of emergency

the rona has folks out here acting completely ridiculous.
as you know,
the country was declared a national emergency by dump on friday.
that has caused folks to go into full blown panic.
i saw an older vixen in the store with about 4 different kinds of hot sauces.
supermarkets have been wiped out,
folks are out here ( x re-selling hand sanitizer ),
but one major thing has gone missing…
Toilet paper
folks are out here legit beefing over toilet paper…
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andrew gillum and the twitter alert heard round the world

twitter alert:
Some “straight” males are having sex with vixens,
marrying them,
having kids with them,
and it still isn’t containing that raging homosexuality/bisexuality.
andrew gillum,
former mayor of tallahassee,
and democratic candidate for florida governor,
seems to have been caught up in his own twitter alert today.
he was caught up in a suspected crystal meth overdose with a gay escort in miami.
ey yi yi.
candace owens broke the news today on twitter,
with the police report and well…
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lil yachty in this dress and kitten heels got some males triggered

some straight males are way too insecurefor their own good.
they can’t even let their toxic masculinity rest for a few seconds.
lil yachty came out with a video for “oprah’s bank account“,
featuring drake and dababy,
where he plays a version of the talk show legend.
well you know the straight jackals were fuming at him in a dress.
lil yachty addressed the backlash on his twitter…
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dababy gonna be on “red table talk” if he keeps this shit up

CAUSE BABY DON’T GIVE A FUCK!
well he should because he is in some fuck shit at the moment.
dababy is out here allegedly slapping vixens in the face.
this video with the apology tho…
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it’s safe to assume nicki minaj picked low hanging fruit to be her husband?

of all the males nicki minaj could have gotten with,
in an industry that would have any male at her feet,
she gets with low hanging fruit.
i don’t get it.
2020 has been kind of her because this happened to her husband,
kenneth petty via “e news“…
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