tremaine aldon “trey songz” neverson could have all of me.
all.
of.
me.
do you read me?
when he uploaded this picture on his insta-snap the other day…
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can we talk about cam newton’s status messages on ig?
how long does it take him to write that computer coded language?
shit looks like it will give my phone a virus.
even though i think cam newton is sexy,
he is also weird af.
he is so weird that his outfits work,
even if they are paired in the most disjointed way possible.
everyone has been trying to crack the code,
literally,
of his recent status message…
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according to ( x some of his peers ),
king james was voted as having the best bawdy in sports.
i’m sure that can be argued,
but you know how i feel about king james and that bawdy of his.
i love his subtle advertising with spandex…
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mychal “big daddy” kendricks…
first and foremost,
i would turn him completely out.
i have plans for that penis.
now that’s out the way,
there is like a bounty for his alleged nudes on tumblr.
it puzzles me how mixxy he is because…
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i literally just thought about the “espn body issue” last week.
i was wondering when they were doing it again.
of course,
the universe directed me to all i needed.
so this year is kinda wack besides 3.
nfl baller wolf of the “dallas cowboys”,
ezekiel elliott is in this issue this year.
foxholer sent me the video of his bts…
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chris paul,
move over.
we got a new pair of butt cheeks in town.
remember how i told ya’ll i been around nba baller wolf,
tristan thompson?
i don’t know him,
but i’ve seen him up close and personal.
i mentioned ( x in this entry ) how he has a huge tail.
this video should help explain what i’m talking about…
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