Category: HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS
king james keeps the president seething

if you didn’t think he was the king before…
so lebron james is out here doing the Lord’s work.
as you know,
he just ( x opened up an elementary school ) called “i promise”.
it’s in his hometown of akron, ohio.
i bet if anyone tries to shade him,
all he gotta say is “open up a school”.
as you also know,
he called trump a bum in a tweet last year:

…and he explained more about it in a recent interview with don lemon:
well our busy and mature president found time to respond on his usual.
this is what he tweeted about lebron and even don…
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mario posts a thirst trap and the secret to whiter teeth

what happened to mario?
he just up and vanished from the “r&b” scene.
my favorite song of his will always be:
i have legit listened to that song on repeat all day once.
i’ve seen some interesting thirst traps in my foxhole life.
straight wolves will do anything,
and i mean anything,
to let you know they are packing in the front and back.
what about whitening your teeth?
this is where mario comes in.
this is what a foxholer sent me…
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when did vic mensa become a full course meal?

so i remember rapper wolf,
vic mensa,
looking like ^this.
apparently that look is done baby!
i saw a video with him addressing beef and foxhole…
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everyone is drooling about co jarod young today (branden wellington)

there are some wolves,
that are so handsome,
that you could imagine what they’d be like in high school.
they’d be popular af,
and when you saw them in the halls,
you’d stay plottin when you’d be able to talk to them.
that is how i feel about branden wellington.
everyone is plottin on him today.
now i don’t know his past,
but after seeing him play co jarod young in “oitnb”:
…he had me at the facial and the vocals.
this is all the intel i gathered about branden wellington…
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the “aquaman” trailer left me all wet (in a good way?)

i love the way his chest sits.
that turns me on instantly.
so i’m a marvel fox.
i love the whole presentation of a marvel movie.
the last dc movies,
sans “wonder woman”,
have been absolute trash in my opinion.
well i just watched the trailer to the new “aquaman”,
starring jason momoa,
and well…
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dak prescott gets some “dak” leakage?

it must be raining dicks this sunday.
they say nudes come in 3s so let’s hope for one more.
so i had a little thing for baller wolf of the dallas cowboys,
dak prescott.
it was moreso his face than anything else.
i love a handsome face.
well dak allegedly got his “dak” leaked today.
the foxholers are on a roll today.
“adls” on tumblr had the alleged goods…
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