so earlier today,
i decided to go and get some gnc multivitamins.
it makes no sense that when i wake up,
i’m ready to take my ass right back to sleep.
i havent taken multivitamins in a while,
but when i did,
i usually had a ton of energy.
since i start this job tomorrow,
i can’t be feeling like death especially on my first day.
so when i got to gnc and i saw this person at the corner…
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aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

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you see this big slab of wolf meat?
well its baller wolf and foxhole vet,
adrian peterson,
and he might to assault a jackal today.
his ex vixen’s boyfriend beat up his 2 year old son and put him on life support…

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how sick is this?
devin pugh raped a guy’s twelve year old brother…
…because he owed him money.
what in every fuck i have?…

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i swear….
twitter has made people lose all common sense.
this can’t be real life and all for a j cole retweet…

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i wouldn’t mind calling kerry rhodes “daddy”.
has a nice ring to it.
in a twist that i didn’t see coming,
allegedly he might be kim k’s baby daddy.
stop laughing!
you have to read the rest!
stop!
bossip has it and well…

Continue reading “Who’s Yo Daddy? Huh? Who Is It?……. Uh You Maybe? I Dunno.” →