everyone meet michael l. johnson from missouri.
instagram name is “tigermandingo”.
mmm.
sounds “sessy real sessy”, huh?
well an f-bi sent me his dossier which included that he:

attended lindenwood university
was a wrestler wolf
like to party
likes sex
has a thing for recording foxes raw
wait i’m missing something…
*scrolls through files*
….oh yeah.
  hiv positive and was maliciously giving it to people

uh huhhhhhhhhh.
welp the riverfronttimes has more on this jackal and his triflin’ ways…
Continue reading “The DL College Wrestler, Sex Videos, and The Gift He Gave” →

well you know he allegedly likes them lily white.
this snowy thot got her a serving of some paul george christmas eve meat today.
how we know?
well she posted it on her instagram and then quickly deleted it.
silly thot.
mediatakeout got it thooooooo…
Continue reading “Guess Who Paul George Gave Some Meat To Today?” →

what happens when you promise your alleged undercover lover you will come out,
claim your undying love and be out the closet,
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut then you renege?
he goes on twitter and the blogs to start outing you.
well allegedly baller snow wolf of the green bay packers,
aaron rodgers,
jackal did just that.
fame driven has the all details from this alleged scandal…
Continue reading “The Baller Wolf Didn’t Come Out So The Jackal Allegedly Outs Him” →

i just read what richie incognito left on teammate jonathan martin’s voicemail.
now i see why he was suspended indefinitely…
Continue reading “How You Gonna Call Your Teammate A “Half Ni66er”?” →

so earlier today,
i decided to go and get some gnc multivitamins.
it makes no sense that when i wake up,
i’m ready to take my ass right back to sleep.
i havent taken multivitamins in a while,
but when i did,
i usually had a ton of energy.
since i start this job tomorrow,
i can’t be feeling like death especially on my first day.
so when i got to gnc and i saw this person at the corner…
Continue reading “Lets Do The Jackal Creep! (Ready, Set, Hide!)” →

aww she is pretty.
too bad she a little cray cray.
i thought this was a wonderful story before bed.
it makes should make you feel all warm inside.
so that lovely jackal is named tiona rodriguez.
she is from my city and recently got arrested.
why?
well she went shoplifting with her son in her bag…
dead son that is.
yup…

Continue reading “Leh Me Go Steal From Dis Sto With My Sons In Mah Bagz (Shoots)” →