well clearly i woke up in the twilight zone.
ya know american has this nasty habit of making a doofus relevant.
today’s doofus is george zimmerman.
he is going to have a celebrity boxing match with dmx.
yes.
you read right and here is more…
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he’s backkkkkkk.
well kinda.
so i got a f-bi from someone close to the “kerry rhodes/peanut” scandal.
they wanted to let me know peanut was STILL up to his old tricks.
they also wanted to shed some light on why kerry got rid of peanut.
disclaimer: i’m just the messenger!
so allegedly…
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i saw this on tumblr and couldn’t agree more.
#nolies
every time i see the nypd,
i catch a mean attitude.
they use to make me tite every time i would be on the way to work….
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^that is apollo’s allleged “mistress in messiness”,
gayla st. julien.

she looks rough!
well she is the alleged “right hand bitch” who sang when she got busted.
this is a twist i did NOT see coming.
check her arrest record…
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this story actually cracked me up.
so one of the world’s biggest attention whores,
ochocinco,
doesn’t want others being attention whores to him.
well men sending him “butt cheeks for review”.
look at these tweets…

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just as i thought.
“an idiot bitch”.
so cum dump,
aka brittany norwood,
is now backing up and saying arian foster allegedly did threaten her.
( x unlike that last story ),
she is now standing by her claim.
well,
like,
“”she thinks and stuff”.
*twirls finger on golden lock*
an f-bi has an update and well…

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