Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
cam newton felt like being cute in the supermarket

in a perfect forest,
everyone would have their own sense of style.
well,
in my forest.
personally:
wearing the exact outfit off a mannequin is not fly
throwing labels down our throats is try hard city

the likelihood of someone wearing your exact same fit is super high.
God forbid you’re at the same event.
“twinsies”?
if you can throw together an outfit and it just works,
and it’s on some inexpensive shit,
i think you’re pretty on point.
sidebar: i love when folks can put together colors that just flow.
not “matchy matchy”,
but knowing how to use the color wheel correctly.
God,
that turns me on.
nfl baller wolf,
cam newton,
has his own personal style.
this is what he wore to a simple trip to the grocery store…
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would you shoot your shot like how marvin bienaime does?

gays love good lookin’ males.
whether he’s straight or “one of us“,
we will line up in droves to get a glimpse at perfection.
we will slap our own mothers for the taste of lean meat.
whether it’s baiting or secretly recording in public,
we have a primal instinct to see the naked male body.
this is why we’re gay.
vixens don’t really care for “bawdy” as we do.
they’ll fuck a nice bawdy,
but they aim for a husband and a father to their kids.
gay appreciate the male physique.
sites like “onlyfans” and “justfans” were created with “us” in mind.
they know gays will pay top dollar to see attractive men doing regular shit.
who else is paying 20 dollars to see a print bouncing in basketball shorts?
that leads me to the question of marvin bienaime and his work…
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did you order marvin’s “naked nine reloaded” coffee book?

i can’t enough of looking at eddie.
he’s one of the meat that’s gonna be in marvin’s coffee book,
“naked nine reloaded“.
i can’t even take the latest bts footage of him…
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your talk about odell’s sexuality don’t bother him none

i soooooooo wish odell did this gq magazine with the ramen off his head.
he is a super snack with his new haircut…

so odell beckjam jr has mastered the art of “leaving them talking“.
he knows folks talk about him so he gives them something to talk about.
when asked about the constant chatter about his sexual orientation,
this is what he had to tell “gq” for their august issue…
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marvin bienaime feeds us cake for 2 minutes straight

*the following is rated r
yesterday,
we fonted about the male entertainer who shot with marvin bienaime.
today,
the foxhole has been hitting me up about ^that one.
i been meaning to font about him too.
his name is sergio and he’s also in the “naked nine reloaded“.
he had this to say about it:
but,
of course…
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duncan james has news to share

duncan james was the first blue check to follow me.
he was in the boy band,
“blue“.
i think i wrote about him in the past or something,
either way,
it was so hype that i got a follow back.
we spoke once or twice,
very platonic,
but he was very pleasant.
there were small whispers in the forests about duncan,
but nothing could be confirmed tho.
it looks like duncan confirmed on his twitter yesterday…




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