manuel, or alexis, aka @platdr debuts the dominican meats

*the following entry is rated r
viewer discretion is strongly advised

manuel,
or alexis,
aka @platdr,
was looking like he was scamming on his “onlyfans” for a second.

WE WANT TO SEE HIS THICK DOMINICAN MEATS

we don’t want to see meat covered in emojis.
he is my dominican stripping and escorting crush

…and needless to say
i was disappointed af.
well manuel,
or alexis,
aka @platdr debuted his meat today and well…
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demetrius jenkins is good at rockin’ your mic

has this one had sex on his onlyfans yet?
foxhole fav,
demetrius jenkins,
is one of my karaoke kings.
he can lip sync to a song,
lemme tell ya.

 

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he looks like he is an animal in bed.
well it seems like demetrius might be launching a new career pretty soon.
foxhole,
we might be stanning a rapping icon pretty soon…
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derek jr is straight (for the 50th time, he has to remind ya’ll…)

so derek jr is fed up!
fed tf up with ya’ll assuming he is gay or bi.
he tole ya’ll before he is straight,
but just likes to eat vixen tail every now and… now,
pretty much.
can i tell ya’ll how much i love an ig press release?
derek had to put one out to remind ya’ll of his sexuality…
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face, biceps, and the cheeks… those things are never invisible to me, man.


the first things i notice in anyone i’m attracted to:

Face
Biceps
The Cheeks

…and not all the time in that order.
i usually scan the facial,
biceps can be seen in most tight shirts,
and depending on the type of pants,
his cheeks can be in full display.
what’s cums inside his pants is always a good or disappointing surprise.
so i decided to take a break from the world today.
i’ve been emotionally exhausted just off this week alone.
i decided to take in a movie to relax.
foxhole…

The Invisible Man was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

it had me on the edge of my seat.
aldis hodge,
one of my favorite up and coming black acting wolves right now,
is one of the stars on the movie.
he pushed me to watch the movie tbh.
oh course,
i noticed his face

but then he made me came with the biceps

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meet your newest tv bachelor obsession: matt james

i’ve never watched “abc’s the bachelor” a day in my life.
it never sparked my interest.
i would always say to myself:

“They would never have a black person on this show.”

i ended up being wrong because they had a sista on there before.
her name is rachel lindsay and of course,
she picked a white male because i doubt abc would have an all black cast.

see her ig: here

well today,
in what i feel is “trying to cater to the times“,
they casted a black male for their new season.
everyone meet matt james
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that random “bodybyparker” page is trying to f*ck you (and not in the way you’d like)

bodybyparker aka bustabus2620.
i am a fan of his bawdy and sex work.
what?
i’m being honest.
like many other straight males in my life,
i can understand boundaries and social ques.
bodybyparker is having issues with folks stealing his images,
pretending to be him,
and scamming gays out of their money.
so when “he” hit me up on twitter with this offer:

…i knew something was off.
first off,
i question free lunch that is being served to me.
second,
i can literally hit up bodybyparker on his ig and ask him anything.

Why TF would he send me this message on Twitter?

so i did what i usually do.
i hit him up and asked him what was this.
we ended up getting into a long conversation about all the catfishing he faces.
he made this video exclusively for the foxhole…
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