Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
darryl’s creamy milkshake only brought gay men to his yard

i hate when “straight” males do gay shenanigans.
showing off their cheeks.
the “i’m not wearing underwear under my grey sweatpants” move.
re-creating the best twerk off to a megan the stallion song on tiktok.
it leads to them crying and making ig pr statements.
“Like,
Boo-Hoo-Hoo…
Why are all these gay males hounding me,
bro?
Tee-tee-tee.
My DMS has more meats than Arbys.
Wah-wah-wah…”
what did you think was gonna happen?
i was on a website that specializes in *cough* christian mingling and saw darryl.
he made his grand entrance on “beefcake hunter” with victor,
a hispanic fox who specializes in making males have their “cum to Jesus” moment.
heavy on the cum.
after the video dropped,
i guess darryl thought he was about to get a lot of single vixen wanting to date him.
a foxholer sent me an alleged tweet that he deleted after getting dragged…
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if you come for squid game, the director will drag you like he did lebron james

^this was my face at the end of squid game.
i’ll be the first to tell everyone about the last 15 minutes:
“Hated it.”
everyone had that same review as well.
now the whole show wasn’t terrible,
but because the decision-making of ^that red haired bozo annoyed my spirit.
it seems like my nba baller wolf fav,
lebron “king” james,
felt the same way:
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LeBron and AD discuss their thoughts on Squid Game and I briefly lose my professionalism pic.twitter.com/HWP1tHi8oK
— Kyle Goon (@kylegoon) October 13, 2021
“Get on the flight and see your fucking daughter.”
my sentiments exactly!
well the director,
hwang dong-hyuk,
didn’t like lebron had to say and well via “cnet“…
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one of the foxholers knows who may be in a future insecure “love” scene

ya’ll know i’m still depressed over insecure coming to an end,
right?
i’ve been preparing myself for what is about to come.
well,
a foxholer hit me up with this:

this is what kevin savage had to post…
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kellon deryck is now checking box “single af” on paperwork

the foxhole is crazy observant.
i got about 7 messages within 2 days from different f-bi:
“Kellon Deryck isn’t wearing his ring.”
“I think Kellon is single now.”
“His fiance hasn’t posted him in this time and I think they are done.”
my foxes don’t play.
i can confirm through the source himself…
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jordan torres aka officialjt is letting the whole breasts out for business
officialjt aka jordan torres has the best tits in the business.
yes,
that wolf’s tits are indeed legits.
they are the right kind of perk and plump that i need in my human body pillows.
officialjt is a big deal in the land of the attentionistos.
everyone was begging for him to get an onlyfans.
You know if you are sexy,
then your next option is starting one.
your Gods listened and your dry mouths have been granted…
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flash brown has allegedly come out (with something from savage x fenty?)

i guess porn wolf hybrid,
flash brown,
might have no more fucks to give.
as you know,
he is a hot topic within the foxhole ever since he joined onlyfans.
a foxholer sent me this:

bi and a fox-hybrid?!?
this is the alleged picture they sent me from his onlyfans…
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