Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
THERE IS A SINGLE RYAN DESTINY AND KEITH POWERS ROAMING AROUND

every time i think of someone random,
you know i get an answer rather quickly.
no cap,
the other day i asked myself:
“I wonder what’s going on with Keith Powers and Ryan Destiny?“
they are were one of my favorite of the young straight couples.
i got my answer today cause…
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STAY UP AT 555 AM AND ROMEO JOHNSON WILL BLESS YOU
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Adult Content, Sexual Situations, Nudity

apparently,
the party actually happens at 555 am on social media.
how crazy because i haven’t been sleeping.
romeo johnson aka @giraffe908,
the star of ( x his “onlypans” ),
decided to bless his followers at 555 in the other morning.
one of the f-bi was up and sent me this…
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GRAB YOUR SURFBOART CAUSE AQUAMAN (JASON MOMOA) IS SINGLE

you ever think to yourself:
“If this person was single,
I can only imagine how disrespectful their DMS probably would be?”
for someone like jason momoa,
who debuted all this as aquaman:

you’d imagine that his wife,
lisa bonet,
wasn’t letting him go.
his now ex-wife,
lisa bonet,
and he has decided to call it quits in their 16 years of being together…
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YOU BETTER NOT SCREAM ANY OTHER NAME BUT JASON DERULO

i still say jason derulo got in the door when chris brown fell off that one time.
don’t sleep on him tho.
he got loyal fans and i think he’s a pretty good dancer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr-fjrg_UR4
he had ( x some of the best tiktoks ) when the pandemic first happened too.
don’t you dare ever call him another r&b singing wolf cause he will put the paws to ya tho.
he fought not 1 but 2 dudes in vegas for calling him usher via tmz…
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JONATHAN MAJORS AND THEM TITTIES AREN’T THE PEOPLE’S CHOICE?

jonathan majors isn’t conventionally handsome.
he is an amazing actor and i think he has serious sex appeal.
his bawdy is…

listen i like it when folks aren’t feeling the same male i’m into.
the line is usually very small and competition is slim.
it’s like going to the dmv and being the first one there.
jonathan has no social media so we never know what he is up to.
a vixen took a sneak pic of him while being on vaca…
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michael b. jordan caters with cakes for our feel good christmas viewing

so lemme tell you how much a “blonde” i can be.
i saw a quick gif or something of “a journal for jordan” last week.
i thought the lead actress was jordin sparks and she had a documentary out.
i didn’t know it was a new movie starring michael b. jordan.
the actress i thought was jordin sparks is chante adams.
i wasn’t high.
i swear that i wasn’t.
i was wondering where this gif of mbj came from:

“oh hi big and juicy pecs.
nice to meet you.”
his tail also made an appearance in the movie too.
an f-bi sent this to me and well…
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