Category: HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP
dk metcalf is so muscular and hot chocolatey, he can’t even feel the cold
were we alerted this brick-ass weather was coming to new yawk?
the last i checked,
it was gonna be 50 degrees on friday.
i kid you not,
the temperature went “antarctica” and i was confused wtf was happening.
it dropped in the afternoon and we have been in a deep freeze since.
during 10 degrees weather in kansas city tho,
dk metcalf and other baller wolves on the seahawks were like:
“MOTHER NATURE?!
THAT’S ALL YOU GOT HOE?!”
cause this is how they handled it…
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demarco morgan came in, sat down, and got comfortable and we forgot tj holmes existed
if you wait long enough,
you will watch your predecessor fall so you can rise.
it’s like when the understudy gets their big break after the star gets the flu.
tj holmes seem to be out on good morning america but his understudy,
demarco morgan...
maurice lyndell doesn’t give ya’ll what you want with his onlyfans?
sidebar: is anyone’s onlyfans content even interesting nowadays?
i feel like we are seeing the same thing with different people.
ya’ll been begging maurice lyndell to open an onlyfans.
i mean,
when you look like this:
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…of course,
the gays are fiending to see him naked.
a foxholer sent me an email with the message and screenshot:
“So Maurice lyndell has an only fans now…”
and after my investigation,
the gays are complaining about the content.
allegedly,
he posted content that he already has on his social media.
that told me everything i needed to know.
so my thoughts…
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jordan torres strips down his underwear in front of the gays
ever since i fonted that jordan torres has the best pecs on socials,
the foxhole been like:
“Hold my beer”
jordan torres is a star.
he is handsome,
the chests beez the bests,
bawdy be on “sex me”…
…and he knows how to play the game.
that is a skill that most attentionistos haven’t mastered tbh.
he hooked up with henry jimenex kerbox and had an outside underwear shoot…
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will ray, of zedandnoray, be the one to win the prize of not dying miserable after the breakup?
when you break up,
you start a silent contest with your ex called:
“Who is gonna die miserable?”
i didn’t make the rules.
samatha jones from sex and the city did.
ray,
of the defunct half of zednray,
is out here living his best life.
i see him on my timeline religiously.
the foxhole sent me this picture of another foxhole fav and his “collab”.
my box was blown up as soon as this was posted…
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