Category: GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN’ TIMES
I’VE BEEN FRYING MY BRAINS OUT (NO HELP REQUIRED)
i’ve joined the cult with others frying their brains out too.
i’ve accepted my fate and will walk with my head held high.
so 2 weeks ago,
i was craving pizza heavy.
just like when i have the idea to hop on a dating app,
The Universe sends me something that turns me tf off completely.
i saw ( x this ) news story the day i was gonna order.
i did the dorothy face shortly after i read it:
something told me to check out all the restaurant grades in my area.
the violations of “evidence of rats/mice” made my head spin.
after my soul came back to my bawdy,
i decided to order something that i’ve heard folks raving about.
i didn’t know much about it before i did some research,
but i was sold after all the reviews…
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2005 (THE EMANCIPATION OF JAMARI FOX)
2005.
interesting year for me.
i had lost it all…
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FOR MY DAY ONE (AND ONLY MY DAY ONE)
i’ll say one good thing that came out of that hooker that was ex therapist.
i’m sorry foxhole but i’m still really mad at her and that.
like,
i still haven’t gotten an email with a follow-up or anything.
she is absolutely banished to the lowest island of hell.
anyhoo,
for one of our past assignments,
she wanted me to start…
dear the bitch that was 2021
yeah,
i fonted it.
a bitch.
you made my life really uncomfortable,
but as much id like to throw hands before you exit,
i think it was for the best.
when i first entered you…
i have contributed to the many streams for aaliyah’s self-titled red album today
i won’t lie to you,
when the red album by aaliyah first came out,
i thought it sounded really weird to me.
i’ll never forget going to tower records to listen to it…
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down in the valley where all the queens men are (tyler perry will cater with hot dogs)
*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.
it’s clear to me that tyler perry wakes up and is choosing violence these days.
his latest productions are a good damn time.
explicit sex scenes,
butt cheeks,
and pipe with some kind of plot that i’m sure leaves folks wondering “huh?”.
tyler clearly loved “p valley” like the rest of us.
he launched a new show on bet+ called “all the queen’s men” about male strippers.
it stars eva marcille and…
…some past foxhole meat treats like jaye hardbody.
i meannnnnnn…
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