Category: GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN’ TIMES
david geffen and his billionaire peen is off the market
foxhole:
Do you know how many black (gay and straight) were following David Geffen on IG?
randomly,
i went to his ig and saw many of our favs following him.
you know my eyebrow went up.
they were trying to get that billionaire peen.
i would be too shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…
according to the forests,
david ended up choosing one and they got married over the weekend…
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j. august richards is having a “YES”
i like it when i see black gay couples take pics like ^this.
don’t get me wrong,
i lust pics like this too:
Talk to me nice ???? pic.twitter.com/CA6WTUtHE1
— James Bland (@jrbland) January 16, 2023
…but i love couples who dress up and show us living outside the bedroom.
it seems like love is in the air for many black gays these days.
folks are debuting new relations or revealing secret ones.
j. august richards is checking a new box in his relationship…
the things i (allegedly) learned from those who bagged sexy ig males
ya’ll are so nosy.
listen,
i get it.
i’m nosy too but my nosiness also comes with trust.
folks spill to me and they know it doesn’t get out.
i posted these stories on the foxhole ig yesterday:
…and i woke up to my box blown up with messages.
“Who?”
“Spill to me!”
“I wanna know too!”
okay so let’s font for a little.
i got some stuff to share with you…
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I’VE BEEN FRYING MY BRAINS OUT (NO HELP REQUIRED)
i’ve joined the cult with others frying their brains out too.
i’ve accepted my fate and will walk with my head held high.
so 2 weeks ago,
i was craving pizza heavy.
just like when i have the idea to hop on a dating app,
The Universe sends me something that turns me tf off completely.
i saw ( x this ) news story the day i was gonna order.
i did the dorothy face shortly after i read it:
something told me to check out all the restaurant grades in my area.
the violations of “evidence of rats/mice” made my head spin.
after my soul came back to my bawdy,
i decided to order something that i’ve heard folks raving about.
i didn’t know much about it before i did some research,
but i was sold after all the reviews…
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