Category: FUCKED AROUND AND FOUND OUT
the autopsy of why “the indian lady with the cackle” presidential hopes died

i have a friend who will never admit but i know.
i think we all know “that one friend/family member who didn’t vote or voted wrong”.
suddenly,
they are loud about all that is happening in the country right now.
i mean,
appalled!
…but we know.
so the alleged reason why “the indian lady with the cackle” wasn’t elected for president.
not a shocker but…
the new excuse for racism is “tourettes”?

i’m gonna font a controversial hot take.
so over the weekend,
john davidson,
a guest with tourette’s who inspired “i swear,”
shouted the N-word during a BAFTAs segment featuring michael b. jordan and delroy lindo.
and 110%…
Continue reading “the new excuse for racism is “tourettes”?” →so raise your hands is you are taking a kanye west apology in 2026?

in that pic,
he looks like how i feel.
pfft.
once upon a time,
i was an idiot who wanted to see the good in people after they said “sorry”.
those were fun times of learning that:
anyone can say they’re sorry when they’re sorry about their current circumstances.
it doesn’t mean they’re genuinely sorry.
we have programmed by our parentals that one word asking for forgiveness holds weight.
we were told to take an apology only to learn it meant shit in the long run,
especially when it came from siblings.
there are legit murderer that said they were sorry during sentencing,
all in hopes of getting off or a lighter sentence.
how many times has our toxic exes said they were “sorry”?
friends who hurt us and see we are doing better coming back with apologies?
“the one that let you get away” suddenly realizes you were the right one for them?
so when i saw kanye put out a full page spread in the “wall street journal“,
apologizing to the jewish and black communities for his past harmful behavior…
it ends with lawsuits and possible gossip girl revivals

God,
what a way to shred your iconic character.
this entire press tour for that movie is when i said:
serena,
have you gone mad?
this movie is about DV and you’re grifting hair products.
not only that,
she had drinks including one named after the DV character.
that location share shit was what sealed the deal for me too.
it sounded so unserious.
so if some shit was to go down about my last living situation,
and i had to give up my phone,
the police would see:
that shit was a hot topic in my text messages with various people.
not only that,
i had documents saved and conversations recorded.
last night,
i went down the deep dive of blake lively/justin baldoni drama.
won’t even hold you but i read a majority of the texts,
watched videos of people covering the case,
and everything is a big yikes but i do have a question…
he couldn’t find a sitter so he could have sex off grindr

he looks ultra dusty.
yuck.
ain’t no amount of horny in the forests…
ya’ll have sent me some disturbing shit in my Foxhole,
but this one took the whole cake for me.
i always wonder what goes on in people’s homes.
they may look great on the outside,
but sometimes,
we are surrounded by real monsters.
this includes males we meet off sites for sex to host in their homes.
we don’t know who they dun’ killed up in their homes,
or if they gonna kill us in their homes.
^that one dust bunny hyena up there to wanted to fuck so bad off grindr…
alexander skarsgård said i hope ya’ll didn’t get too attached to that “bi” thing

is this an example of what the people say is “queer baiting”?
when a acting wolf does/says a bunch of sus shit during movie press time,
especially when the movie has them as a “gay”,
but as soon as promo is over:
“I AIN’T GAY!
SEE!
LOOK AT MY PRETTY LADY!”
SEE!
AIN’T SHE PRETTY!”
someone ends up pregnant because that solidifies the straightness.

alexander skarsgård saw that after “pillion“,
the gays were getting too rabid for his swedish meats.
he put said this once we watched “pillion”…




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