star fox didn’t make it to see his 30th birthday.
he wanted me to go to atlanta because he was doing something big for it.
he was living there before his death and had this whole 30th bash planned.

Sidebar: I will always regret not going with him to atlanta pride years before.
It would have been our first time traveling together and going there.
I bailed because of fear but he ended up going by himself.
The stories he told me made me sad I let fear fuck up a fox trip together.

whenever i start feeling insecure about aging,
i remember that star fox won’t have the luxury to see any other birthday.
for many of us right now…

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the straights always say/think the gays have the finest ones.
i’m sure it’s because more straight wolves don’t desire the upkeep gays do.
we can’t get half of them to clean between their cheeks properly.
we might have a lot of “fine” ones but when you are actually gay/bi…

It’s similar to how we see the vixens with their fine boyfriends/husbands.

so the foxhole is buzzing about august alsina again.
he knocks it out of the park by allegedly coming out of the closet…

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why does it feel like some are trying to take a page out trump’s playbook?
chaos is a ladder but they’re going in full reverse to the pits of hell.
i was having this discussion with a friend last night.
we were talking about the dumpster fire that is elon musk.
it seems like he is trying to be a “trump part 2“.
he is showcasing his nastiness with this twitter shit,
but he has absolutely no charisma.

instead of being an entertaining villain with his chaos,
he is just a villain that we never want to see again.
i feel like that happens with everyone that folks deem successful…

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if i consider you a friend,
you can come over my crib and borrow a cup of sugar.

I ain’t gonna be giving no one my kidney.
Friend or not.

francia raisa,
of grownish fame,
learned the hard way with selena gomez,
whom she once considered a friend.
out of the kindness of her heart,
she gave selena her kidney:

only for selena to say…

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ooh,
drakey poo…
have you ever walked straight into a joke?
like,
it was a nice “smell the roses” kind of stroll.
you weren’t paying attention until…
i feel like drake walked into a joke with his answer on howard stern.

Stern asked Drake what his favorite kind of porn was.

this was his answer…

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