chrissy lampkin,
star of chrissy and mr. jones,
is now the spokesperson for “too old for this shit” cosmetics.
she got into a beef this past weekend that left some chick in the hospital.
the cliff view pilot graced me with this craziness…
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don’t let the clean pre baller wolf swagg fool ya,
dwyane wade is a dirty hoe.
well not dirty.
he is was a hoe tho.
well allegedly he had a baby while he was on a “break” with his new fiance,
gabrielle union.
i know!
us weekly has the tales of the charity semen…
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soooooooo…
draya,
of basketball wives la/attention whoring fame,
has a online reality show.
or something?
it’s called “blame draya” and i guess its something to keep her name out there.
i decided to watch a recent episode with her and her baller wolf for the cowboys,
orlando scandrick,
and well…
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evelyn lozada got me considering being a hoe in 2014.
i kid i kid.
i think…
you see that rock?
that’s a “licks my balls,
eats my ass,
swallows,
and still keeps suckin’ out leftover nut“ rock.
morals out.
hoe-in?
i’m not even gonna hate on the cum up.
literally.
i’m really starting to believe smart hoes are winning.
like i said being “the nice guy” is NOT the wave.
the ones on doing free work need not apply.
it can happen for “us”.
we just choose to fuck stupid dusty hood rats.
when “some” get a man with some cash money,
“some” fuck it up somehow.
see: all the queens in 2013 who had rich men.

lowkey: ( x jason arasheben ),
ceo of jason of beverly hills provider of diamond luxuries,
made the ring for ev and carl.

sheesh.
i hope this story has a happy ending.
literally.

x see more on evelyn’s instagram

an f-bi just sent me this video of antoine dodson having a potential nervous breakdown.
in this strange video,
he starts talking to god and then breaks down in tears.
i guess being “straight” isn’t all it was cracked up to be?…
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dwyane wade has finally proposed to gabrielle union.
i know she said to herself,
“well thank god i won’t be my character from think like a man”.

dwyane didn’t lighten up on that rock either.
not bad dw.
not bad at all.
congrats to the happy couple.

instagram: his / hers