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Idris Elba Lets Us Know His Dick Is Hard In The Backseat

idris elba was feeling a little frisky last night,
i take it?
well go on with your bad good lookin’ self,
daddy elba.
he also had this to say…
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“I Stink So Much That I Make Myself Gag! I Stank Massa!”

…and to think,
i been wanting to ride michal fassbender’s mind out his head.
he played his role so well that now i hate him.
cordelia from american horror story: coven was in it and i hate her right now too.
so i just watched 12 years and a slave and i’m deep inside my feelings…
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Paul Walker Died A Horrible Death

when i read the autopsy of paul walker,
and his friend roger rodas,
i literally PRAYED they only endured a few moments of that pain while being burned alive.
the daily mail released all the horrifying details and well…
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Trey Songz Gets Hypnotized By The Kryptonite Coochie

well from the looks of it,
my spirit animal trey songz (songzbird if ya didn’t know),
is mesmerized by the skrippa coo coo.
i wonder what has him looking so mesmerized?
is there a flat screen playing reruns of “martin” in there?
his atm balances?
std public service?
well whatever it is tends to have these wolves dropping thousands on it.
*note to self: call skrippa and ask the secret*

A Picture That Is Worth A Thousand Questions

looking at this pic,
one would assume it was three vixens,
right?
a shapely one,
a youngin’,
a skinny chick.
well you WRONG!
tell em what is really going on, bob…
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