i watched a speech tonight from lee daniels,
creator of fox’s hit “empire”,
that kind of made me go:

“um…”

i wanted you all to see it.
its from the 2015 time 100 gala and he was giving a toast to his mother,
clara.
well he says his mama knew he had to get out the ghetto,
but two sentences made me go:

“wtf?”

check the entire speech below…
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^this is my face when my vix-bi sent in this story.
so michael b jordan is allegedly dating a kardashian.
twitter had a whole melt down because of it.
of all the pussy in hollywood,
he finds himself in…
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so wednesday night,
chris brown was in for a surprise.
some vixen was waiting for him naked in bed.
in my head,
and i’m sure yours and probably karrueche,
this is probably just another day in his life.
well this is what really happened via tmz…
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while we were waiting for la la to show up,
the new kim kardashian book,
“selfish”,
was sitting on the table at starbucks.
the book is a collection of kim’s narcissism selfies throughout the years.
the only thought that went through my head as i skimmed through…
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the theme was “china: through the looking glass”.
i think rihanna achieved what they were looking for.
she came dressed in that dress by guo pei and well…
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um how did ^this happen?
is it make up?
surgery?
i see why tyga has lost his mind.
she looks great “after”.
whoever made ^that happen needs their props.

lowkey: mi is a kardashian fan.
she likes “the big one”.
i retreat once she turns this show on.
does miss brenda j even care?
its like the pimp lady is grooming kylie to be the next attention hoe.