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Usher and His Eggplant Brings Us All To His Snapchat
usher is what you call…
“vintage penis”
his sexy just gets better with age.
lord let me not say that.
that “woman” he use to be married to lurks.
well usher had a “oops-whoopsie-daisy” today.
he posted a “nearly eggplant but not quite” on his snapchat.
this is what a vix-bi led me to via celebrity eggplants…
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Iggy Azalea Got That Good “Becky” (According To Her)
i’m glad i never got into her hype.
so i had a feeling iggy azalea would get caught up.
she isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier to begin with.
black twitter never forgets as well.
so iggy azalea says don’t call her “becky” but…
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Laura Govan Wants You To Eat It All Up
how do you tell someone,
after they invite you over for dinner,
that the slop they made looks indigestible?
well you go ahead and think.
i’ll say it so i can head to the nearest restaurant.
laura govan,
of bbw fame,
wants us to see her cheffin’ skills!
look at what she made for dinner…
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Who You Callin’ A Becky? ( U N I T Y )
this “lemonade” is stirring up a lot of drama.
everyone has something to say.
side chicks and now white chicks.
that line in the song,
“sorry”:
“becky with the good hair”
…is causing a lot of commotion.
iggy azalea ain’t with it.
well someone decided to call her “becky” on twitter.
“becky” is term used for snow bunnies.
this is what she had to say…
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Anti Lemonade
one thing i love about beyonce and rihanna,
during these eras of theirs,
is that they went completely outside the box.
that is art.
that is creativity.
that is taking a stand against what everyone thinks you should be doing.
they both released albums that don’t have huge radio hits.
hell,
they are all over the place on first listen.
their albums are very personal for them…
Prince Has Been Cremated
welp there will be no huge funeral.
prince has been cremated in a private ceremony today.
this is the official word via entertainment tonight…
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