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jack harlow doesn’t know who brandy is?

i feel like if you live under a rock,
you wouldn’t know brandy and ray j are siblings.
jack harlow,
whose 24 and a rapper,
didn’t know this when they quizzed him on hot97 the other day…
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i can’t deal with the identity politics with some of these folks

“HI!
I’M STEVEN AND I’M GAY!
YUP!
I’M GAY AND I NEED RESPECT BECAUSE I’M GAY!”
…but steven has no respect for anyone else which is interesting.
this is what drives me crazy with some folks.
they will introduce themselves with what they identify themselves as,
but they refuse to introduce us to who they are behind all of that.
i’m a black gay man and when i meet anyone:
“Hey!
My name is Jamari,
nice to meet you.”
that’s it.
my sexuality isn’t the defining factor as a whole.
I cannot deal with identity politics.
the new press secretary,
karine jean-pierre,
did it with her briefing yesterday.
she said…
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mary j blige made a mistake thanking people behind britney’s conservatorship

i didn’t watch the ’22 billboard music awards last night.
award shows don’t really hit like they use to.
half the time,
the “stars” are a bunch of people from tiktok.
mary j blige was awarded the icon award last night.
in her speech,
she thanked a management company named tristar:
— Nicholas Hautman (@nickhautman) May 16, 2022
tristar is connected to britney spears and her conservatorship…
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wanda sykes is still traumatized over the slap at the oscars

i was never a huge wanda sykes fan.
she isn’t my kind of comedy tbh.
i’m not really a stand-up comedy fox anyway.
i think the only time i found her funny was guest-starring on blackish.
the slap between will smith and chris rock was back in march at the oscars.
i was hoping to GOD the media and folks would move on.
wanda says she is still traumatized by it…
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august alsina and his alleged boyfriend are the latest in “shame them”

even though folks were gossiping about my sexuality,
i knew a straight wolf who didn’t gaf and still chilled with me.
he would take pictures with me and had no cares in the world.
i had another wolf i suspected was into me,
but when people started gossiping about his sexuality,
he stopped speaking to me and got a vixen with quickness.
there is a lesson in those two stories.
find it.
anyhoo…
some people love to push homophobia but still “live your truth“.
apparently and allegedly,
the forests are sayin’ august alsina has an alleged boyfriend named troy.
a foxholer sent me this…
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watch what happens live after jesse williams broke the internet

everyone went crazy over jesse williams pipe leakage yesterday.
people that didn’t even know him are in springtime heat.
according to his reaction to all the fanfare over his meat per cnn:
“It’s a body, once you see it, you realize it’s whatever, it’s a boy!” Jesse said on the “Watch What Happens Live After Show.” “I just have to make it not that big of a deal.”
yeah well…
when the body is packing a meat cannon like he is,
it’s pretty hard to ignore.
even though everyone is cheering on whoever leaked his foot-long,
actor’s equity is blasting whoever snuck the camera in.
per deadline…
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