i’ve never heard of lil wop before.
maybe i have,
i don’t remember.
this is one of his songs tho:

uh huh.
yeah,
so question:

What happened to when artists looked glamorous?
Like,
music videos looked rich af.
These days,
artists look like they don’t bathe and worship Satan.
I’m tired of artists looking relatable.
They didn’t become rich to look like some random on Flatbush or The Heights.

anyhoo,
lil wop came out as bisexual a while back:

but the other day,
he claims there is a new szn for the “city guhl” gays abound.
hot girl summer out…

Continue reading “lil wop declares this beez the szn for the gays” →

Why is it that stud lesbians get a pass for taking down all the sexy vixens?

i knew a stud who was so sexy.
she was short,
had a short fade,
and dressed like every inch of fuckboi.
she had a good job too but ima be 100…

She was eating em all up like Ms Pacman.
Literally.
Eating all the pretty vixens on the low.

she showed me her strap-on and the shaft was breaking off.
that is how much cutty cat she was getting.

ALLEGEDLY,
MIMI FAUST DROPPED A BOMB THAT HER EX(?) TY SMASHED A NEWLY REALITY DIVORVCEE…

Continue reading “stud lesbians are better at being dl? (mimi faust ex, ty, was alleged smashing…)” →

they say you shouldn’t bring your relationships on reality tv.
i beg to differ.

If your relationship is terrible and you bring it on reality tv,
the audience will pick up on the cracks beneath the surface.

this is another reason why some keep theirs off social media.
it really has nothing to do with privacy as they love to say.
so ya’ll put the pieces together with rhoa couple,
drew sidora and her huzzband,
ralph pittman…

Continue reading “i guess ya’ll was right about drew sidora and her huzzband, ralph pittman” →

michael b. jordan has become the villain rather quickly these days.
it kinda shows me where people’s priorities are nowadays.
so michael was bullied and called corny in school,
the random who allegedly called him corny interviewed him,
and he decided to remind her how he treated her.
it wasn’t even nasty and gave her an interview.
to some folks,
he is wrong yet…

They’ll watch reality tv bullshit,
watching people throwing shade in confrontations,
just to wait for a reunion for epic showdowns and throwing hands.

make it make sense.
joe budden,
who is no stranger to being called corny and other things,
thinks michael b. jordan is corny…

Continue reading “joe budden thinks michael b. jordan is corny and disrespectful” →

we don’t know where people will land.
we always end up circling the block.
some of us were super corny growing up.
i was.

A few decades later,
you glo tf up and the rest peaked somewhere in high school.

that is the case with michael b. jordan and a past bully named lore’l.
she is a radio host/red carpet interviewer/love and hip hop person now.
imagine him not forgetting how he was treated in the past.
imagine him calling her out before she has to interview him…

Continue reading “michael b. jordan had time for someone who called him corny in high school” →

i have to make it a mission to watch all the creed movies.
^that is all i know of them to be.

Sexy-ass wolves boxing while their muscles percolate in HD sweat and slow-motion soft porn

michael b. jordan and jonathan majors,
two wolves with BAWDIES,
are starring in the third soft porn installment.

um,
halp.
the movie cums out this week and ^those two are on the promotional tour.
to add insult to injury,
it appears michael b. jordan is the new bawdy for calvin klein ss23…

Continue reading “michael b. jordan is in full blown soft core porn mode these days and i’ll allow it” →