Category: BALLER WOLVES BASICS
John Wall Made Me Cry Today
john wall is a good baller wolf.
i hate that he made me cry tho.
so john became cool with a six year old cancer patient named
miyah telemaque-nelson.
he would facetime her and even helped her meet nicki minaj.
well she died yesterday and he had an amazing game in her honor.
well this is what happened at the post game interview…
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King James Said Everyone Can’t Breathe At Barclays Tonight
king james is usually very socially conscious.
that is what i like about it.
oh and being a mountain of meat as well.
he wanted to wear a “i can’t breathe” shirt to protest for eric garner.
during warm ups tonight for the nets vs the cavs,
he wore a “i can’t breathe” shirt.
oh and so did everyone else…
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This Made Derrick Rose So Much Sexier
ain’t nothing sexier than a baller wolf who is socially conscious.
that will get a pipe sucked in a heartbeat!
well derrick rose did just that.
well not get his pipe sucked,
but derrick did show support for the eric garner “i can’t breathe” protest…
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Michael Sam Is Going To Your Wolf This Year
even tho he isn’t on a team right now,
baller wolf michael sam is your gq “wolf of the year”.
i know his snow fox must have creamed his pants.
now the real question is…
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Michael Sam Was Gone On Tuesday
well as you know,
michael sam has been released from the cowboys practice squad.
some say he was used as a publicity stunt.
some say he just wasn’t a good player.
who knows really.
it seems like a lot of politics that was involved behind the scenes,
which is why i was waiting to see him complete his first successful season.
now what we really want to know is…
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This Is The One Where The Baller Wolf Wanted You To Cum See Him
as a fox,
you want to meet wolves with deep pockets.
some may just be baller wolves.
lets say you do meet one.
i hope you are dreaming big and not basic.
now lets say he lives in an entirely different state than you do.
what do you do?
well i’ll tell you…
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