Hey Foxes.

Life has been pulling me from left to right; up and down. Things have been somma good, somma bad, and somma inbetween. But a Fox has been rolling with the punches as they come.

I feel GOOD because life is GOOD.

So lately, I have been meeting wolves but no one has pulled my tail. Some are way to thristy. Some are way to boring. And worst of all, they have no swagg to keep me entertained.

Married Guy has bored me. Or is starting to really boring me, to be honest. You can only sext for so long before you move on.

Aside from that, I have been invited to a lot of straight events lately, and the way I see these dudes look and act with females – I wonder if me and my friends (and you Foxes) are in a world of our own? Its not a masc/fem issue. I always meet a dude and he is looking at me the way I look at the straights. Admiring how I carry myself, the way I dress, and the way I speak.

Most gays, or black gays, are about drama and messiness. They are not “together” like they should. It is outing and just pulling each other down. This Fox is not. I guess that’s why I only roll with a few selective people.

Another thing, why does it seem most (well in my case) TOPS are “bottom of the barrel”? Like, style and swagg is just a double expresso negative. Dirty shoes or looking two seasons behind in style. Is there an exclusive circle where the REAL wolves are?

I may need the VIP pass so I can finally be around the Wolves that keep my mouth watering. I want better. I want more.

Do you want more?

I guess this was a vent. I feel relieved in some way.

Later Foxes.

“So you feeling me?” – he asked, nervously.

I wanted to spit in this nigga’s face but I had to contain myself…..

So I was suppose to get some dick from Married Guy BUT our schedules are conflicting something terrible. Busy is mine and Wifey is his. So Friday when he wanted to come thru, I was asleep. Saturday, a storm was blowing thru The Concrete Forest so that was a negative.

Aside from Married Guy question mark fucking, I had met Visitor on Friday on a chat site, who by his name was visiting from Atl. He was only here for the weekend, since it was his birthday and wanted some good birthday sex.

From who? Jamari, of course.

So we agreed for Sunday to celebrate in style. We exchanged a picture and he was cute. Actually fine in the face. I saw the dick and chest shot online so it sealed the deal for me. He was supposedly DL and athletic. Size of 6’3 so that means he could pick me up and have his way with me. He only sent me 1 pic and when I asked for more, he said he only had one.

Jamari. RED FUCKING FLAG. But I got caught up in his phone voice and the accent that I didn’t pay him no mind.

Sunday comes and I make sure my ass is the cleanest thing since a doctor’s office. I did a water mineral flush for that extra coating of slip and slide. Foxes I was ready to put it on him.

He wanted to go eat first, as he said on his way to my house via cab. He said he had weed and we would get our eat on, smoke on, and then fuck on.

When he called, I went to go get him but I saw no one. I did see someone gettin frisked by the police. Why was it him? It took them 15 minutes to frisk this dude. When he finally walked up to me and I saw him in the light……

….. OH MY GOD! His fucking face was SO DEFORMED.

He looked like a premature crackhead, real talk. His skin was various shades and leathery looking. He had boils on his neck. His swagg was reckless. His lips were crusty. He wasn’t athletic at ALL. He was skinny. And then, what 6’3 was this? I was taller than him. This nigga gon tell me the pic he showed me was his high school picture…. And he just turned 28????

WTH!?!?!?

I texted a friend to do the “emergency bail out” plan. That entails “you call me/i act like something happened/bad date ends short”. Foxes, always have one of those in plan. My friend texting me to fuck him anyway and that I need it.

WHAT?????? I don’t know what kind of ho you take me for but I wasn’t going to have that inside me. Sorry. I need to be attracted to you in order for you to get on top.

Walking to the resturant was all about the cops and the ticket they gave him. He wanted to buy me dinner but looking at him and eating would have made me throw up all over the table so I denied that free dinner. I texted another friend and we did the EBOP and after he ate, I stuffed him in a cab and sent him on his way.

He texts me saying if I wasn’t feeling him, I could have said. I’m not in the business of hurting feeings although I could have. These days you don’t know who is crazy. I played nice. He told me before he came to me that I better be worth it paying for a cab and coming to see me.

Nope. I know I was worth it. His lying ass was the front. Of course he thought I was sexy and really wanted to beat it up.

Not. At. All.

So he blows up my phone the rest of the night and I lay in a lonely bed, shaking my damn head with a pillow over my head.

Foxes. I hope you are getting your laughs at my expense. I am still tite.

Later.

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I met the ODDEST D/L dude tonight.

So I was on the chat side of life, bored and looking for some easy dick. I wanted a muscular built dude on easy does it mode to come over. Even if I didn’t end up getting fucked, at least I could have dude sleep over and cuddle. I been fiending to rest my head on some nice pecs.

So this D/L dude hit me up and we started to chat. I asked for his YIM info and we took it from there….

…. Foxes, this muthafucka had my head spinnin’. I still don’t know WTF he was talking about. It was like he was talking to me in some kind of hood riddles. I wanted to get him to come over (I read athletic and got excited) and just spend the night BUT I’ll pass.

He keeps hitting me up so I think he likes this Fox. If he didn’t give me a headache, I may have returned the favor.

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…. And this dude from “A Naked Lie” is STILL hitting me up. Did he not get the memo?

Why is it the ones you don’t want stay semi stalking you, but the ones you do want, are no where to be found?

Oh BTW: I’m taking baller/wolf applications. Qualifications: a nice ass champion body and nice scenery for Memorial Day.

Any takers?

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“Stuck and left naked with a hard penis” – Lil’ Kim, Hardcore

Why do TOPS try to play smart bottoms?
I mean, is it to hard to ask for niggas to have brains these days?

So not trying to fall for the Gotcha Gotcha….

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