yesterday,
i went to a cookout with pose and her squad.
pose has been trying to get this fox down to bk for a hot minute.
i’ve been feeling pretty good lately,
and in wanting to do more this summer,
so i made my way down there.
i had an amazing time,
even tho ima need mike woods of “fox 5” to get his weather forecast in order.

during my time with them,
an interesting convo perked my ears up.
one of the vixens was interested in messing with a stud.
her only stipulation:

“If Ima mess with a female,
I don’t want to go down on her.
Do I have to?”

“You don’t have to go down on her.
She’s a pleaser…”

that right there,
i found very interesting…

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i had to been about 9.
around that age,
one of my best friends was a black cub i met at church.
we were like legit best friends.
even though i was different than his other friends,
he appreciated me for me.
i remember his crib was the spot everyone would go to.
all the parties happened at this particular crib.
i would sleep over there regularly in the summer.
one evening,
his cousins came over and ended up sleeping over.
one of his cousins was cool and a damn pro at “street fighter“.
i noticed he would rub my head periodically.
it was weird,
but most straights are weird tho.
since there was no room in my best friend’s bedroom,
i had to sleep in the living room with best friend.
he was on the couch; i was on the floor.
the next morning,
i woke up and he was already gone.
i figured everyone had resumed playing “street fighter”.
it was like slow motion walking to that bedroom.
i’ll never forget it what i heard…

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nausea.
stomach ache.
throwing up.
jitters.
poopin’ every three seconds.
what?
you know i’m candid.
i realized today that i might be allergic to caffeine…
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i’m sure the shit is stinkin’ right now.
so my ex-coworker/friend from my last position sent me a text:

“Can you talk?”

i figured she wanted to vent about her day.
i have time.
that job has gotten really stressful for her as of late.
so you know the person they replaced me with?
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“waddup?” he asked on the other line.

he was fine.
like,
“fine fine”.
it’s been a long time since i’ve talked to someone i was interested in.
years,
probably.
i was attracted to him tho.
we been talking on and off for a few days.
he’s definitely someone i could see myself with long term…

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i really enjoyed the first season of “she’s gotta have it” on netflix,
but i sorta disliked the main character.
i like how fearless she was,
and had those wolves and vixen wrapped around her finger,
but “nola darling” (dewanda wise) was a mess.
that dress episode annoyd the fuck outta me.
well ^that picture for season 2 is dope af.
the trailer was released and well…
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