i’m here to let the alleged straights know.
Your penis gets harder than chinese arithmetic for any male
You stick said penis in any male/a male sticks said penis in you
…your sexuality is up for debate.
i’ll allow you to start off as bisexual,
but the moment you start messing with more males than females,
you have to accept you like males more.
if you haven’t messed with a female in a 5 year span,
and you have messed with/been intimate to one male in that time,
you’re pretty much gay.
if you’re messing with both males and females,
and not strictly dating any of them,
that’s not something you need to announce to us.
THAT’S FOR YOU TO ACCEPT
it’s not a big deal.
a foxholer sent me this letter with his “straight” wolf that i wanted to share…
I had email you about my “straight” encounter.
SI I was on one of them “apps” one day. I live in a relatively secluded area so most dudes are 5 plus miles away. I never hook up as its usually just some talking and flirting type shit. Plus nobody seems to drive or travel and always gotta get scooped up.
Abyway , the next day thus dude was 1000 ft away. YOU guessed it..he just moved to the neighborhood so he said. Come to find out he just got out of jail but was living in the neighborhood before for 6 years .
After a few days of talking he comes over to “smoke” which clearly is straight boy code word for wanting to fuck.
He comes over and you guessed it…we some and after a while we both horny and smash.
Get this tho…he asked for a few dollars to get some weed and to buy food. Now I’m not rich but nobody in my neighborhood is starving. Besides he says he lives with his father but his father don’t fuck with him. Then he says he only fucks dudes for money..(.red flag) ..because he’s straight. His dick was pretty “straight” with not a lot of help when we was fucking.
The next few weeks he would text me everyday asking to smoke, or if I had any laundry detergent or if I could take him to work or pick him up. Seeing the “usuary” that was about to unfold I’d curve him or be “busy” whenever he would hit me up. One or 2 times I picked him up only because I was on my way way home anyway. He would always ask “if I wanted to chill” and I would give him the “I’m good” dap.
He’d continue to hit me but always would add that if we fuck he need a couple of dollars and I quote because “ain’t no girl getting no free dick, so no dude is getting free dick. Besides I’m not gay, I’m straight “
The curving goes on for several more weeks and since the first time we never did anything else. He would randomly text me and say “you don’t want no dick?” And I would say I’m good.
The other day he asked to “come over and smoke because it’s cold outside and he can’t smoke in the house ” I told him naw because one of my boys was coming through to get something and after that I was goin out. This night gonna come back and say “you getting dick from somebody else but don’t want mine?” I shut that down quick and told him even if I was getting sex it’s none of his business and to never come at me like that again
This morning he hit me up saying he was horny. So I said I’m good especially if you charging. I told him if you just wanna fuck say so but I ain’t paying for shit. I never had to pay for sex and don’t need to now. He says “well yeah, I been wanting to fuck with you again”….a few minutes later he adds”but a straight night need to get a few dollars cuz I ain’t gay” lol. Wtf.
I told him dude if you want to fuck with me then do it..ain’t nobody worried about you being “straight” and if you want to fuck just say so but that paying shit is dead. He responded “yeah…so what’s up”
No response was given nor needed
These dudes just don’t want to be labeled but clearly like sex and dint care where they get it from. It’s like they want to be able to say they only had sex with a guy because they were either high or they were paid. But deep down they like guys.
My last relationship, my dude was always going to his boys house to smoke. I always thought in my head that dudes get high together and freak…not always the case but it will always keep one eye open. After I started smoking I clearly realize that the only thing you wanna do when you are high is eat and sleep ..unless you on mollies.
These dudes will use anything to get with dudes but just don’t try to label them.. this dude I’m talking bout kept repeating he was straight…he must’ve been convincing himself cuz I truly could give a fuck. He wasn’t dating material in terms of he was starting all over after jail and I didn’t want a project. He was dark, sexy, dick thick af and 10 inches easily. Fuckboy in every sense of the word. But he seemed to want another round with me buy couldn’t do it if he saw himself as being called gay…thoughts
my thought is:
weed and food?
how very “low income” of him.
it sounds like he can’t find a job,
due to his jail record,
so he’s using his pipe as his employment status.
all direct deposits; no w2 required.
i think males who fuck for money have convinced themselves they’re “straight”.
they’ll have to “get high” to fuck a male,
but that sounds like bullshit to me.
if a male is high or drunk,
if he’s absolutely straight,
he’ll go fuck a vixen.
saying “no homo/pause”,
or getting paid,
is not a “get out of gay free” card.
in my opinion:
Males assume their masculinity is up for question with the word “gay”
but you’re not fully straight if you’re contemplating messing with a male.
like i said,
i’ll allow you to “rest in bisexual” until you figure it out.