MY FAVORITE COUPLE NEXT TO BEY/JAY.
But, uh, I see why Monica jumped on that marriage.
I see you Mo.
I see what you did there.
According to a groupie with an extensive dick report…
Today’s submission is about Shannon Brown of the Los Angeles Lakers. He’s currently married to R&B singer Monica but before Monica, he was definitely serving the ladies. Check out this tale from an anonymous reader:
We weren’t some random people & this wasn’t some random tryst. There was such a build up to this moment…looks, words, everything..we wanted it bad. We met up at the hotel where the opposing team stays while playing in my city…he opened the door all cool we had small talk watched a lil tv then came the,”So yea what was all that shit you been talkin?” I instantly just lost it internally I was nervous as hell…cause I didn’t want this to be a failed mission cause I don’t get it in like that & I hate wasting my goodies. Well he stood me up off the bed started kissing me…I almost died!!!
Clothes started hitting the floor around us then he stopped & went to the bathroom I jumped in the bed & took off my delicates. He came back dropped them & there it was…it was HUGE!!! Never in my life had I seen something that beautiful. He climbed on top of me & started kissing me all over he was saying something but I was too gone to here it. He started kissing all on my thighs and getting me hot playing with it teasing the shit out of me till I couldn’t take anymore I told him just put it in already cause I can’t take it anymore. He put it in and I swear I almost stopped breathing this rush just came all over me I felt like a virgin all over again. It hurt but in a good way I couldn’t help but bite his shouder as he started to stroke me slowly taking his time…at first. Then the shit talking started. I thought I was handling it till he started pushing my legs back & he hit this spot that I never knew existed. I started running and he kept pulling me back until he just put all his weight on me so I couldn’t move. He just stared me in my eyes and kept saying,”Look at me stop moving you said you wanted it…take it.” I tried I did but his dick was just to powerful…that was “Daddy Dick” in all its glory…at this very moment I realized I had never been dicked down right before…and after this I would NEVER be the same.
I felt like I was in a dream until I heard,“Baby what you doin? You keep running from me. Let me fuck you…or you want me to make love to you? Is that it? Just tell me.”
Then he kissed me like no one ever had before I could answer then flipped me over & got me from the back. I collapsed at first but I couldn’t let him win I had to throw it back no matter how much I couldn’t take it. That man fucked me till I couldn’t take anymore….toe sucking, hair pulling, ass smacking. Well as you can see I was served & I will forever be hooked. No matter who I’m with I always think of that night. My night with Shannon Brown was what wet dreams are made of.
Courtesy of: Baller Alert
…. she gonna have all the Foxes and Vixens parked outside that man’s crib.
They gonna fuck with the wrong r/b Vixen because Monica looks like she packs heat.
DON’T LET THAT GOD SHIT ON TWITTER FOOL YOU.
Monica is a low key hood chick.
You been warned.
Even you Shannon.
Wake up with ya dick in a jar of pickles….
…. and can’t figure out how that happened.