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she (allegedly) sucked the soul out of chris brown and couldn’t wait to tell us

some of these dudes out here have the goofiest hoes,
especially straight males.
i feel like most gay or bi males come through,
do our thing,
and be out until the next session (or not).
the hoes some of these straight males be fuckin with tho?
aye caramba.
i know pussy can be easy to get for a celeb,
but some of this backwater trash shouldn’t get to flex.
so this she-jackal made a whole video about allegedly suckin’ up chris brown.
this is what she had to say…
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Odell Beckham JR Goes Down In Some Leakage?

Screen Shot 2015-07-25 at 11.43.41 PMi like odell in ^that position.
so you know how i feel about baller wolf for the new york giants,
odell beckham jr.
well an f-bi sent me this alleged picture of him…
well…
lets just say its a mouthful.
literally.
(nsfw,
18^,
and “the curious straights” can view)
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So August Alsina Pipe Too Big For Drillin’?

Screen Shot 2014-07-09 at 9.49.30 PMwell i didn’t say it.
i don’t “do” big dicks anyway.
so august allegedly to’ up some groupie’s coochie.
usually that’s a good thing,
right?
well in this case,
she is not happy at all.
matta face,
she is suing him

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You Will Not Lie and Say You Banged Dez Bryant With A Strap On

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dez bryant is not happy camper.
hell i’m not.
i always pictured dez as some dick slangin’ super hero.
some groupie twitter account alleged she used a strap on dez.
or that he wanted it done in the near future.
check these tweets from their alleged sext episode…

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You Need To Be 18 and Up To Ride “The Honey Badger”

honeybadgerthe honey badger has already started acting up.
well, already since he has been drafted.
our favorite ratchet baller wolf,
tyrann mathieu,
wants to make sure his pussy is legal.
look at a conversation he had with a young groupie
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