i remember the first time i got high.
i was still in my teens.
either way,
i was sitting in a car with my home-wolf at the time.
we smoked some weed that got us both stupid high.
he didn’t even go easy on me.
i remember the leaves on the trees looking like butt cheeks.
they all looked like some plump little butt cheeks.
i told my home-wolf and he fell out laughing because he was thinking the same thing.
i also wasn’t the president’s cub either.
the big news story today is malia obama allegedly smoking weed at a recent concert.
this is the video…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPXJMH1acTI

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it looked like weed,
but were is the smoke?
weed can give out a lot of smoke when exhaled.
i’m not so much caught up on the “weed” part.
she is a teenager.
that is what we did when our parents weren’t around.
some of ya’ll did worse.
the issue i’m having is her friends.
the snow bunny filming is supposed to be her on her alleged squad.
how did this even leak?
i don’t know how she was found out,
but black twitter is already dragging on her ig.you gotta be careful with the company you keep.
malia should have her third eye open at all times.
some are waiting for a scandal to “expose” her.
it might be time to clean house and find new friends once her parents leave office.

lowkey: i can just imagine michelle getting in her ass about this.
obama,
not so much.
he use to “puff puff pass” when he was allegedly about her age.
michelle looks like she ain’t even about that tho.
oh and chris brown had something to say about it:

lol.