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how to potentially lose your business over a r&b singer’s concert during a pandemic

when you see something like ^this,
you automatically think this is before the rona.
you wouldn’t think,
during a pandemic,
that this wouldn’t be a thing.

THIS WAS LAST SATURDAY NIGHT IN OHIO

foxhole,
you will never believe who was behind it via “nbc news“…

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Posted in BLACK LIVES MATTER THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

jussie smollett says he’s the gay tupac (and the doubters will deal)

ya know…
i dunno.
so jussie smollett is back to work.
he had a recent concert at the troubadour in la,
where he addressed his injuries and still put on a show…

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Posted in I'LL ALLOW IT THE VIXEN FILES THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE X MARKS THE FOX

jill scott teaches us how to give head

*the following entry is rated r
viewer discretion is strongly advised

even tho i heard jill scott is a real alleged monster bts,
she has also come off as a lowkey freak.
maybe,
high key?
this will never not be my favorite song from her:

“This freaking was incredulent, decadent
Flip side, stomach meets sheets
He plows inside as if he’s making beats
As if this year’s harvest depended on it
Bendin’ on it…”

well jill decided to show us her freaky ways in a recent concert…
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Pineapples At A Kendrick Lamar Concert

ya know,
whenever i see white folks lip syncing to hiphop songs,
i low-key cringe.
i wait to see if “pineapple” would come out their mouth.
(for those who are new:
pineapple in the foxhole is “n*gga”)

it was interesting to see them rapping along to “pineapples in paris”.
kendrick lamar learned when he invited a snow bunny on stage.
this is what happened via “the grape vine”

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Posted in A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI I WOULD ACTUALLY BUY YOUR ALBUM X MARKS THE FOX

So About That Lionel Richie/Mariah Carey Concert…

so the night before,
i ate something that didn’t agree with me.
i felt sick af,
but immediately drank a “detox” tea to get whatever out of me.

I WAS NOT MISSING THIS MARIAH/LIONEL RICHIE CONCERT

nope.
even if i had to overdose on alkaseltzer,
i was going.
i woke up and felt much better than i did.
since the pretty vixen is a huge mariah stan,
i asked her to go.
she was also more familiar with lionel richie than me.
foxhole
that concert was…
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When The Foxhole Gifts Me Nice Things!

the blessings just keep coming through…
as you know,
there are a lot of foxholers reading my blog.
i’m always shocked who supports me in the shadows.
i’m always appreciative of anything i’m given as well.
today,
i was gifted something pretty exciting…

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