^that was adrian peterson and his wife in court today.
good choice on outfits and color palettes.
so adrian plead not guilty as he would.
the trial for his child abuse allegations start in december.
he is lookin’ to up to 2 years if convicted.
before he went to court,
he decided to defend himself to us on twitter with a series of tweets.
this time its for the alleged “charity orgy” allegations…

“defense one”:
hmmm.
and then there was “defense two”:

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okay whats “place” adrain?
i don’t understand that text conversation.
was that to dispute the “orgy” claims?
it read like someone was texting him…
again confused.

adrian.
i like you.
i have written about you many times before.
why would you even assume people wouldn’t believe allegations?
your mouth says one thing and your actions say another.
the tribe of cubs by different vixens doesn’t really help.
at this point,
your entire character is under question.
the “i am one of the lord’s shepherds” biblical tweets certainly don’t help.
where was the lord before this scandal?
you always do this once some shit goes down.
the religious tweets actually make you look faker than a two dollar bill.
everyone who does wrong runs to god.
they start putting up memes as soon as they get haters.
seriously…
who does your pr?

if i was doing your image,
between now and december,
you need to be as quiet as a church mouse.
no pun intended.
maybe throw up a family picture on thanksgiving.
your new image is that of “the big black child abuser”.
people don’t even see one of the best running backs in the league.
you need to not go on the defense because that makes you look guiltier.
god forbid you have anymore secrets the powers that be will use against you.
in other words:

“shut the fuck up and sit your ass down”

yeah.
you.
go into hiding.
work out.
go fishing.
go buy some new suits.
learn a trade.
reinvent your image because this “perfect act”…
do anything but get on social media and defend yourself.
in a scandal,
the lies are more believable than the truth.
it sells newspapers.
makes people click blogs.
write their opinions on social media.
dissect everything you have done and said up until this point.
don’t make tmz come after you.
they will have you out here lookin’ like an idiot.
silence is golden.
these baller wolves gon’ learn to listen to jamari fox.
well with a price.
i don’t fix lives for free.
tweets and pictures taken: twitter