i knew that once they started adding mandates for the rona,
rich folks was gonna cut corners with fake vax cards.
you know rich folks will find any way to cut a corner.

You’ll see rich white folks in Chinatown buying fake designer shit.

i know a few un-vaxxed folks who were “allegedly” looking into getting a card.
nfl baller wolf,
antonio brown,
was one of those folks.
he was exposed for allegedly trying to get a vax card to bypass nfl protocols.

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this is how antonio and a few others have been punished via espn…

Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver Antonio Brown has been suspended three games for violating the NFL-NFLPA COVID-19 protocols, the league announced Thursday.

The league and players’ union found that Brown was among three players who misrepresented their vaccination statuses. A former personal chef of Brown’s said earlier this month that the wide receiver had obtained a fake COVID-19 vaccination card over the summer.

Also suspended for three games were Buccaneers backup safety Mike Edwards and free-agent wide receiver John Franklin III, whom Tampa Bay waived in August. All three players accepted their discipline and will not appeal, according to the NFL.

Brown’s and Edwards’ suspensions are without pay. Both will be eligible to return to the Buccaneers lineup for the team’s Dec. 26 game against the Carolina Panthers.

“The NFL-NFLPA jointly reinforce their commitment and further emphasize the importance of strict adherence to the protocols to protect the well-being of everyone associated with the NFL,” the league and players’ union said in a statement.

Brown’s attorney, Sean Burstyn, said in a statement that Brown is vaccinated and “continues to support the vaccine for any person for whom it is appropriate.”

“The NFL made its determination and, instead of going through the drawn out and distracting process of challenging the outcome, Mr. Brown wrapped this up promptly and he will make this most of this time by treating his ankle injury,” Burstyn said. “Mr. Brown will be motivated, well rested, and in the best shape of his life when he returns in week 16.”

antonio will be fine.
this is def not gonna be a hit to his wallet.

ya’ll need to be careful with those fake vax cards.
remember when this one she-jackal was caught with her “maderna” vax:

An Illinois woman was arrested in Hawaii and now faces a year in jail and a $5,000 fine after she was caught entering the Aloha State with a fake COVID-19 vaccination card.

A huge red flag: the card claimed that she received the “Maderna” vaccine, as opposed to the Moderna MRNA, -2.94% vaccine, according to court documents reviewed by HawaiiNewsNow. This led “Maderna” to start trending on Twitter TWTR, -0.40% on Wednesday, with more than 14,000 tweets before noon ET.

Chloe Mrozak, 24, was arrested at Oahu’s Daniel K. Inouy International Airport on Sunday, and is being held on $2,000 bail.

State investigators were tipped off that she may have uploaded false documents under the state’s Safe Travels Program in order to skip traveler quarantine rules, which require unvaccinated visitors to self-quarantine for 10 days upon arrival.

i wonder if she went full karen at the airport about that?
you might get a fake card to bypass mandates,
but you can’t bypass omarion omicron when it has you on a ventilator.

lowkey: do they really look to stop the un-vaxxed from restaurants and clubs?

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