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PBS Got These Horny Fools Ackin’ Up (Tavis Smiley Goes Down Next?)

2017 is determined to throw away every male.
in the new world order,
it might just be run by vixens.
so the f-bi blew me up for a story that slipped under my foxy senses.
tavis smiley is latest star in “to catch a (alleged) pervert”.
this is what they all sent me from “ny daily news”
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“The Azealia Banks Show” Has Come To An End

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…what?
they need to take off their capes.

well ya’ll done got that crazy hyena suspended off twitter.
i went to azealia bank’s twitter account and saw this…
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Does Britt McHenry Say Her Prayers With That Mouth?

Britt-McHenrywhat i don’t like are rude celebs.
nothing worse than a “d” list celeb with a nasty fuckin’ attitude.
well i’ve had the pleasure of meeting nice ones.
*knocks on wood*
espn reporter,
britt mchenry,
is the type of celeb i wouldn’t want to meet tho.
i don’t think she would be able to handle my mouth.
this is also why espn suspended her for a week…
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Adrian Peterson Will Now Have Time To Make A Quilt

Screen Shot 2014-11-18 at 10.07.11 PM…super dad?
not a good look especially with this scandal.
it must be freezing in minnesota.

why?
well baller wolf,
adrian peterson and his career,
are officially on ice…
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Everyone Meet The First Example: Ray Rice

ffd31179aef24a99ccfb90d3c389935bso if you’ve seen and heard,
baller wolf ray rice put his paws on his then fiance,
janay palmer.
in ( x the first video ),
they showed him dragging her out of an elevator at atlantic city.
well a video was released of what exactly happened inside today.
what is it with ( x these elevators )?
are they the new boxing ring?
this footage maybe graphic for some…
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Domestic Violence Will Get You Popped

stephenasmithso will ignorant views on it.
ain’t that right,
stephen?
so can i be honest?

i haven’t really been following the stephen a smith story.
don’t judge me.
well i heard about his idiot remarks about domestic violence:

like,
stephen,
there are vixens out here getting their ass beat because they put too much salt in the rice.
cut it out.
i banished him for that point on.
anyway as much as i love stephen’s usually honest commentary on “first take”,
he went way too far towards “doofus” with his latest comments.
he ended up getting suspended for a week and won’t return until next week wednesday.
tsk.
you know the crazy thing about domestic violence is…
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