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STREET WALKER TALK ABOUT THAT "D"

today started out so well too.
after i wrote that entry,
i was on top of the world.
my fox swagg was coming back.
i was gonna go get some more groceries and get my fur trimmed.
that is until i went to make some tea and the pilots wouldn’t light.

“fuck me.”

i called my landlord and he told me there was a gas leak

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI

Screen Shot 2016-05-24 at 10.27.53 PMsomeone get this justin bieber a retirement plan booklet.
geez louise.
he is just not for this “fame” life anymore.
he is completely over it,
you,
me,
the grass,
the trees,
oxygen,
red m&ms,
fruity pebbles
the list goes on and on.
so a couple fans wanted to give him a present.
this is what he did with said present…

I'M LOOKING AT YOU LIKE YOU'RE A DOOFUS THEY ONLY LIKE THEIR WATER AT ROOM TEMPERATURE WOW X MARKS THE FOX

DEAR JAMARI FOX, "HELP!" F-BI PLEASE SEE YOUR NEWEST MISSION

…then I must have my curtains down.

Seriously, I am so bad at eye contact.
I do a lot of looking off and looking to the side when I am speaking to someone.
I am also terrible at the whole Wolf eye fuckin’ thing too.
I never could get it right and when I do, I feel like I am being obvious as hell.
I am sure they think I’m stuck up or not interestedand the latter isn’t the case.
A lot of people are naturals at this eye fuckin’ thing, but I am such a bad eye fuck.

How do you get them to cum to you with your eyes?

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE