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JACKALS, HYENAS, AND PINEAPPLES WHERE IS MY BRITNEY SPEARS GIF? WOW X MARKS THE FOX

…or is he happy to see me?
i want to say keri hilson won a little bit.
sure she is the running joke amongst town hall crazy beyonce stan meetings,
where they plot more ways to look crazy,
but she managed to capture this

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(win).

…to comfort her from all the crazy stan abuse and buy her pretty things.
 keri can we pow wow for a sec.
is this picture fact or fiction?…

BALLER WOLVES BASICS HE HAS AN EXPENSIVE PENIS HE MAKES MY TAIL SIT UP THE VIXEN FILES YOU WASN'T READY FOR THAT QUICKIE

I CAME... DID YOU?

First dates.

That is a phrase most of us haven’t heard in a while.
Some of ya’ll: NEVER.

“A date? wtf is that?”

You have to make sure you look good, find the right fit,
and lastly – wonder if he was impressive enough to give him some of that ripe booty.

Wolves and Foxes don’t date anymore.
We kind of just fuck our way into things.
No going to a low-key restaurant and getting to know each other.
Maybe even go grab drinks at a sports bar and talk.
It is date at the crib, boil some sausages, and then deep throat the Wolf’s other sausage.
You know how it goes these days.

Is dating dead amongst Foxes and Wolves?

A LIL TASTE OF JAMARI GOOD MUTHAFUCKIN' TIMES LIVIN' THIS LIFE WE LIVE WHEN I SAY I WAS "LMAO"