On another episode of “Whose Side Are U On“….

Everyone meet The Love-able Too Damn Touchy-Feely Straight Wolf!
Lurking at your local library, college, job, or neighborhood.
He is one loveable sketchy character.

Why?
You are always left wondering…

Does he want the cookie?

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I got a wonderful email
from one of my international Foxes in London, Ty,
Foxes, he has a dilemma I am SURE we have have encountered once, twice, or three times in our Fox-hoods.

Here is Ty’s question:

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Hi Jamari

My names Ty and Im from London.Im an avid reader of ur blog and I love u! You’re like my hero! And ur taste in men….FLAWLESS!!

I’ve got a question about a situation in my life and I need some advice cos I know you get it. I really can’t think of anyone else to ask.

Ok so at my university there are 3 guys I fancy.

Man #1 is about 6’2, a rugby player and has a slimish build(but not so slim). I first encountered him at the library and we had this eye contact that made me feel knots in my tummy! it was such a nice feeling and I just kept feeling his eyes on me. I dunno, maybe i was making up things. the next day I was talking to a friend of mine who happens to know him and he came up to say hello to my friend-not acknowledging me. Then I slyly asked my friend what his name is and then got to fb and twitter stalkin him, He then made his twitter account private which was weird cos i freaked out and thought he knew i was stalkin.lol. Its been almost 3 weeks now and I see him randomly but he doesnt even notice me. I was a bit sad at first cos i thought there might have been something there, judging from our first exchange, Oh well. I figure either he is straight or he’s not just that into me.

Then there is dude #2. He goes to most of my classes. He is dark skinned, about 6’1, not v good looking but has got that swag u were just speaking about-u know the one Lebron James has? Yea. Ok, so i noticed he always looks at me all dreamy and stuff in class but i never take notice cos sometimes I do think I  just might  be imagining all this attention/momentary attraction I get from guys. Anyway, he hadn’t been in uni for 2 weeks now and I bumped into him last monday when we went to submit our course work. We said hello and had a little chat, Something in his eyes was v attractive. Then Today, we had a little exchange and that was v nice.(He has this really cute scar under his eye, right at the base of his cheekbones, ah well) I had to go back to the class after the lecture cos i had left my phone in the class- I get there and he is having this semi-sexually heated convo with this italian girl in my class. I wont even lie, I was a bit disappointed but its whatever. On his way out with her though he gently touched me on my back and said bye- Wierd ey? (Again, I cant even lie, his touch felt good! Only thing is he has smallish hands which am not so sure about!) Anyway that Boy 2.

And then Boy #3!! This man is like 6’4 and is always in the library. Uber hot! U kno those ones that r really good looking but don’t really know? Yes!! Anyway, the eye contact we have everytime is a madness!! Like I feel chemistry so much there! I always roam his floor in the lib so we can glance @ each other! I also sort of think he comes downstairs with hopes of seeing me cos i swear i see his eyes open up a little wide wenever he sees me! He seems very very very shy though!! I dunno. The other day we sort of ran into each other by the lib doors and I gave him a little smile but he just nodded his head so that kinda threw me off cos i expected a bit more!! He is lovely, I just don’t know what his situation is.

OK so J, this is where i kinda need ur advice. If i could magically chose, I’d chose man #1 cos he is mad sexy and I really like him. The thing is that am not sure about him @ all!!

How would you suggest I find out if any of them are into me?

What signs should I be looking out for?

With man #3 i feel so much chemistry with him but could it just be me? Cos i swear we have a connection even tho we haven’t said two words to each other!

Are there anythings u can suggest i did more/less of? I dunno. pls let me know , J.

Look forward to hear from u.

Love ya

Ty x x

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Love you too Ty.
Let’s break it down shall we….

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I don’t know if you been catching up
with the Real House Fronters of Atl…

But there are two new cast members…
But I don’t care about the model wife, her fiance, or the ghetto lawyer with the flowers in her hair at that damn baby shower….

I want to see more Apollo.
Preferby naked and in a porno starring Jamari Fox titled:

APOLLO 13… INCHES. 

 

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I just got in the house after a Fox sent me this in email…
and it was like peeeeewwwwwnnnnnn…..

I WAS ON MY BLOG!

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“You think he get down?”
“Naw. He straight. He doesn’t like gay people.”

Same story BUT not always the true story.

Check it…

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So I have been spending some time with a particular friend. One of which is more, shall we say, “open” than the rest of my usual Fox trot posse. I am starting to mingle more within this life (than my straight friends) and picking and choosing people to spend that time with. You’ll know if you are a winner if we chill again.

It started yesterday. A friend of mine (female) wated to go out on a date. I was at Open’s crib, in the back in his bedroom, talking to her on the phone and trying to find a good restaurant online. Open and his boy left and went to go get something to eat.

When they returned, I heard an array of voices laughing and cracking up. I knew the two voices already but once was much deeper than the others. Much, much, much deeper.

So I go get my coat and walk into the living room to leave and there was this random thick dude smiling in my face, as well as their smiling faces. He was okay cute. Nice. Smile. Wearing a fleece and a trucker hat. I would say a caramel complected dude. Whatever.

“Where you going Jamari?” Open asked, looking at his cell phone.
“On a date.” I replied, trying to figure out who this random negro was, sitting on the couch next to Open.
“Oh, you going to go get some dick?” Open asks, smiling.

I was a little thrown off because Open is a lot more bolder than I am + he said it in front of some strange dude sitting on his couch!!!

“Naw. I’m going on a date….. with a girl.” I replied, “Not really what I am looking for but hey, it’s a free meal.”

They all laughed and I bounced.

Random Thick Dude could not get enough of eye fucking me on that couch. As I was speaking to Open, his whole mouth was open. Grinning and giggling at me. I even caught him trying to head nod me when we locked eye contact.

So when I got home to my crib from my date, I called Open to find out what was the scoop. Apparently, dude was at the corner store and when Open walked in, he said “Damn”. Open kinda has a fat ol sweet and sour ass and it attracts a lot of pests. Open’s friend heard him say “Damn” and they both plotted that dude might get down. Not like dude wasn’t staring and smiling and all that. Random Thick Dude wanted to chill and all that so he went and bought some liquor and went back to Open’s crib. After I left, they were talking and drinking. Random Thick Dude is married with 2 kids, works construction up the street, and was horny and wanted to open Open. He also wanted to have a three some with Open and his boy – and wanted me to come back so it could be a foursome (Hecky Naw!).

He pulled his dick out in the living room and said he was horny after a couple of drinks. Open said he had a big ass dick that he wanted to test drive. Open took him to his room and sucked on it while his boy watched, but did nothing and BAM – that was their night. Open wanted to fuck him but he did not do the proper cleaning requirements that would allow that big ass dick to formally meet his big ass.

All this time I am out having dinner and a movie with a beautiful young lady (who paid for everything) LOL.

Crazy huh?

Later Foxes

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